George Lopez Assaults Trump Supporter At New Mexico Hooters Bar

Mexican American talk show host, non-funny comedian and public urinator, George Lopez, was caught on cell phone video attacking a Trump supporter when leaving a Hooters bar in New Mexico on Sunday night. Indeed, George Lopez can’t seem to stay… Continue Reading

‘All That Remains’ Guitarist Oli Herbert Dies Aged 44

Oli Herbert, guitarist and co-founder of the American metal band ‘All That Remains’, has died suddenly at the age of forty-four. The musician’s death was announced on social media on the band’s Instagram account. In the post, the rest of the… Continue Reading

Kristen Bell Fears ‘Snow White’ Sends Out Wrong Message About Consent

Hollywood actress Kristen Bell has come out and said that the Disney animated classic ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarves’ sends out the wrong message to young children about consent. In the politically correct nanny state of modern-day culture, where… Continue Reading

ABC Premieres ‘The Conners’ Without Roseanne Barr

The ABC reboot called ‘The Conners’ aired last night, minus Roseanne Barr, due to her firing over a tweet she made comparing Barack Obama’s puppeteer, Valerie Jarrett, to being a cross between if the Muslim Brotherhood and ‘Planet of the… Continue Reading

Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Dennis Hof Dies Aged 72

The world-renowned Bunny Ranch brothel owner, Dennis Hof, suddenly died on Tuesday from what is suspected to be a cardiac arrest, after going off to have sex with one of his prostitutes named Dasha. This news comes only ten days… Continue Reading

Michael Buble Will Not Be Retiring From His Successful Music Career

Rest assured Michael Buble fans, your favourite singer is not going anywhere, despite what recent reports have told you about his imminent retirement. It was widely reported that cover singer Michael Buble had announced plans to retire from show business completely.… Continue Reading

Thai Cave Survivors Appear On Ellen DeGeneres’ Show With Zlatan Ibrahimovic

In case you missed it, here comes one of the most heart warming television appearances in recent times. The thirteen Thai soccer team boys that got trapped in the Tham Luang caves after a Saturday practice, whom spent 17 days… Continue Reading

Judge Throws Out Stormy Daniels Defamation Lawsuit & she will Pay Trump’s Legal Fees

Washed up porn star, Stormy Daniels, is falling on hard times, and FAST! Yesterday, a Federal Judge threw out Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Donald Trump, and ordered her to pay his legal expenses. Now we’re pretty damn sure that’s… Continue Reading

Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Results Prove She’s Not Native American

Senior Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, aka “Pocahontas”, decided to release her DNA results to answer questions over her claims of being a Native American, and the results were a massive failure. The results came back showing that she’s only 1/1,024th Native… Continue Reading

Duke & Duchess of Sussex Expecting Their First Baby

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced that they are expecting a baby whilst on their sixteen day royal tour of Australia. The baby is expected top arrive in Spring 2019. The royal couple… Continue Reading