Pope Francis Admits “I Am The Devil”

The 266th pontiff, Pope Francis, made a very strange comment on Saturday to a journalist in Lithuania, joking that he was the devil after Grzegorz Galazka greeted him with a book about former pope, John Paul II. As Pope Francis… Continue Reading

Telltale Games Announces Closure

Sad news coming out of the gaming world today. Telltale Games, developers of the acclaimed Walking Dead video game series, have announced that they are winding down for closure; with only 25 staff members staying on to complete the studios… Continue Reading

Beyonce Accused Of “Extreme Witchcraft” By Former Drummer

What do you think of when you think of Beyonce? Do you think about Beyonce’s singing ability, her dancing, her jelly, or do you actually think about pentagrams, her sharing a bed with Jay-Z and erm… goat heads? Well, if… Continue Reading

Kim Jong-un Wants Second Summit With President Donald Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un recently met with South Korean President Moon Jae-In in Seoul on Wednesday, where they discussed the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula. Kim Jong-un later said he wants to meet with US President Donald Trump in… Continue Reading

“Humane” Seafood Restaurant Owner Gets Lobsters High Before Boiling Them

In more crazy news in the restaurant business, seafood restaurant owner Charlotte Gill, who runs Legendary Lobster Pound in Southwest Harbor in Maine, decided to serve up lobster, crayfish and other shell-fish that have been sedated with THC infused water… Continue Reading

Sesame Street Officially Deny Bert And Ernie Homosexuality Claims

The makers of the long-running children’s show, Sesame Street, have denied that the popular characters Bert and Ernie are in a homosexual relationship, despite leftists craving for them to be gay. Their statement comes after one of the show’s writers,… Continue Reading

U.S. Military Base Dubbed ‘Fort Trump’ Planned For Poland / Trump To Declassify FISA Documents

Polish president Andrzej Duda recently visited Donald Trump in Washington D.C., and at their press conference, Duda urged for a permanent U.S. military base in Poland to be opened, as well as suggesting it be named ‘Fort Trump’. Andrzej Duda wants… Continue Reading

Grown Man Threatens To Kill Kid After Fortnite Loss

If you ever thought your life was sad, today comes the news of 45-year old Michael Alperti, who threatened to shoot an 11-year old kid after he had lost to him in the video game ‘Fortnite’. Alperti was later arrested… Continue Reading