Beyonce Accused Of “Extreme Witchcraft” By Former Drummer

What do you think of when you think of Beyonce? Do you think about Beyonce’s singing ability, her dancing, her jelly, or do you actually think about pentagrams, her sharing a bed with Jay-Z and erm… goat heads? Well, if… Continue Reading

Kim Jong-un Wants Second Summit With President Donald Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un recently met with South Korean President Moon Jae-In in Seoul on Wednesday, where they discussed the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula. Kim Jong-un later said he wants to meet with US President Donald Trump in… Continue Reading

“Humane” Seafood Restaurant Owner Gets Lobsters High Before Boiling Them

In more crazy news in the restaurant business, seafood restaurant owner Charlotte Gill, who runs Legendary Lobster Pound in Southwest Harbor in Maine, decided to serve up lobster, crayfish and other shell-fish that have been sedated with THC infused water… Continue Reading

Sesame Street Officially Deny Bert And Ernie Homosexuality Claims

The makers of the long-running children’s show, Sesame Street, have denied that the popular characters Bert and Ernie are in a homosexual relationship, despite leftists craving for them to be gay. Their statement comes after one of the show’s writers,… Continue Reading

U.S. Military Base Dubbed ‘Fort Trump’ Planned For Poland / Trump To Declassify FISA Documents

Polish president Andrzej Duda recently visited Donald Trump in Washington D.C., and at their press conference, Duda urged for a permanent U.S. military base in Poland to be opened, as well as suggesting it be named ‘Fort Trump’. Andrzej Duda wants… Continue Reading

Grown Man Threatens To Kill Kid After Fortnite Loss

If you ever thought your life was sad, today comes the news of 45-year old Michael Alperti, who threatened to shoot an 11-year old kid after he had lost to him in the video game ‘Fortnite’. Alperti was later arrested… Continue Reading

Tourists Flock To “Dildo” In Canada, And End Up Loving The Place

There’s plenty of serious news circling beneath the mainstream media’s news radar, but we’ve decided to avoid it all, because apparently there’s a town in Canada called Dildo. We know what you’re thinking. That can’t be the name of a… Continue Reading

Coca-Cola In Serious Talks To Produce Cannabis Cola

Coca-Cola are said to be in serious talks to produce a marijuana infused drink, named “Cannabis Cola”, which will contain the non-psychoactive ingredient CBD (Cannabidiol), with benefits in easing inflammation, pain and cramping. The drink company that began producing in… Continue Reading