George Lopez Assaults Trump Supporter At New Mexico Hooters Bar

Mexican American talk show host, non-funny comedian and public urinator, George Lopez, was caught on cell phone video attacking a Trump supporter when leaving a Hooters bar in New Mexico on Sunday night. Indeed, George Lopez can’t seem to stay… Continue Reading

Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Dennis Hof Dies Aged 72

The world-renowned Bunny Ranch brothel owner, Dennis Hof, suddenly died on Tuesday from what is suspected to be a cardiac arrest, after going off to have sex with one of his prostitutes named Dasha. This news comes only ten days… Continue Reading

Former JLS Star Appears In Court Over Rape Charge

Oritse Williams, former member of boyband JLS, has recently made an appearance in court after being charged with rape. The 31-year-old was arrested back in December following allegations that he sexually assaulted a fan in a Wolverhampton hotel after a… Continue Reading

U.S. Marshals Rescue 123 Missing Children In Sex Trafficking Operation In Michigan

The most underreported and most shocking news story that you’ll probably ever read, is that last month, in only ONE DAY, authorities found and rescued 123 missing children in a sex trafficking operation in Wayne County, Michigan. Out of a total… Continue Reading

Liam Gallagher Questioned By Police Over Alleged Assault

English singer Liam Gallagher has recently been questioned by police, following an incident “consistent with assault” involving his girlfriend at a London restaurant. CCTV footage of the incident was published by The Sun, where the Oasis singer is shown in… Continue Reading

Bill Cosby’s Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Will Remain Despite Conviction

The LA tourist attraction has confirmed that actor Bill Cosby’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star will not be removed, despite his recent conviction for sexual assault. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce stated that while it’s “regrettable” when celebrities’ personal lives… Continue Reading

Backstreet Boys’ Nick Carter Will Not Be Charged Over Alleged Rape

Nick Carter, lead singer of pop group Backstreet Boys, was recently accused of rape by singer and actress Melissa Schuman. However, it has been announced by Los Angeles prosecutors that he will not be charged over the allegations. Schuman, who used… Continue Reading

Chinese Government Killed 20 CIA Spies After Gaining Access To Hillary Clinton’s Private Email Server

In some more shocking (yet unsurprising) news of Hillary Clinton’s negligence as Secretary of State between the years of 2010 and 2012, her carelessness may have led to some 18 to 20 CIA Operatives being imprisoned or killed by the… Continue Reading

Drug Smuggling Tunnel To Mexico Discovered Under A KFC In Arizona

Last night, Homeland Security Investigations and Yuma Sector Border Patrol released a video of a secret drug smuggling tunnel underneath an Arizonan Kentucky Fried Chicken shop, which led under and up into a house in Mexico, across the southern border. The old… Continue Reading