Why Valentines Day Is Totally Sexist Towards Men

Good morning everyone! It’s Valentines Day, and it’s estimated that there will be roughly 2,654 false sexual assault accusations made towards men today. With statistics like that, who says romance is dead? Many of these claims will be made from disgruntled… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

Why It’s Better To Be Alone During Christmas

There is nothing wrong with being a ‘Ho Ho Ho’ this festive season, in fact, we thoroughly recommend it. Love costs a small fortune, Christmas costs a small fortune, so come Christmas Day if you happen to find yourself besotted… Continue Reading

Happy December 1st To You All!

Guess what? Its December 1st, and it’s fallen on a Friday of all days! That’s something that hasn’t happened for many years – not since 2006 to be exact, which makes this an extra special day. With that said, it’s time… Continue Reading

Happy Thanksgiving/Black Friday Weekend Everyone!

From all of us at Brainstain News, we hope our fine American readers have all had a very happy Thanksgiving with their friends and family. We hope you’re not feeling too bloated from all that dinner, because guess what? It’s… Continue Reading

Black Friday 2017: The Shopping Survival Guide

Tomorrow is Black Friday, the day when retailers offer various products at seriously cut price deals… Or at least, that’s the general idea of the day, seeing as it’s supposed to be the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. Other times,… Continue Reading

The Most Scary Costume Ideas for Halloween 2017

Today is Halloween, October 31st, 2017, a traditional day of the liturgical year with pagan roots, when we are said to historically observe and remember the dead, including saints, martyrs, and all the faithfully departed of this world. Instead, everyone… Continue Reading

U.S Celebrities Show Off Their American Patriotism

Yesterday was the 4th of July, America’s birthday, and the stars came out on social media to share their patriotism in many different ways. Perhaps, some of them even showing allegiance to President Donald Trump amongst the liberal left’s hatred,… Continue Reading

Happy 4th of July Everybody!

It’s time to break out the barbecues, cook up some burgers, hotdogs, and sip on some light beer, since it’s the 4th of July and it’s definitely time to celebrate “Patriotism” and all the great work that President Donald J.… Continue Reading