Why Snow Is Absolutely Racist!

With the UK currently experiencing mass hysteria over the hailstorm of snow and ice currently causing widespread transport disruptions all over the country, there seems to be a frozen ice-covered elephant in the room that has yet to be acknowledged,… Continue Reading

London Buses Are Now Running on Coffee

Here’s a fun factoid for you in the Green news department: as of just yesterday, Transport for London have announced that they have begun fuelling their London buses using just coffee as their main fuel source. Where are they getting… Continue Reading

The Most Scary Costume Ideas for Halloween 2017

Today is Halloween, October 31st, 2017, a traditional day of the liturgical year with pagan roots, when we are said to historically observe and remember the dead, including saints, martyrs, and all the faithfully departed of this world. Instead, everyone… Continue Reading

Prince Harry Makes Satanic Hand Gesture Next to Melania Trump

Now we were going to let this one slide and wait for some fun social media reactions first, but we couldn’t resist reporting on this ASAP. Prince Harry of the British Royal Family appeared alongside Melanie Trump at the Invictus… Continue Reading

9 Reasons Why Right Wing Men Make Better Boyfriends

Politics is personal, after all – you are what you believe. Your views are usually shaped by your outlook and values. This is quite apparent when choosing who to spend considerable amount of time with i.e. – that special somebody… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May a Robot?

Whatever it be, Theresa May’s admission that she used to naughtily enjoy running through wheat fields or her sinister and quite frankly evil laugh that once resembled Skeletor from ‘He-Man: Masters of The Universe’, Theresa May has had a lot of… Continue Reading

Sex in the Multicultural City

Sex and the City, an iconic staple in popular culture that requires little introduction. Well, unless you are living in Syria and have no access to cable or have never seen an independent, strong-minded woman with high testosterone of course.… Continue Reading

Why Was There Never A Rapper Called Ice (fill the blank)?

Hey readers! We thought we’d bring you some of our thoughts about why there was never more rappers that started their artist moniker with the prefix of “Ice” in the Hip-Hop and Rap genre. Yes, the popular music of Hip-Hop… Continue Reading

New Study Suggests People STILL Believe Android Phone’s Are Better Than iPhone’s

At Brainstain, we have recently conducted a new thorough study which proves quite equivocally that people who really believe that Android phones, (such as Samsung or HTC), are better than iPhones, may actually in fact be suffering from a form… Continue Reading

Why Hasn’t Linda Clarke Destroyed ISIS Yet?!

Remember Linda Clarke? She was the outraged mum who back in 2015, soon after the Charlie Hebdo terrorist atrocity that left 12 staff of the satirical magazine massacred by ISIS, pledged to single handily wipe out the Islamic State and… Continue Reading