Women Sues Bed Firm After Being Injured During Sex

Claire Busby, of Maidenhead, South East England, was enjoying a rip roaring night of Charlies Angels style full throttle frolicking fun until she was flung from her bed and left paralysed. Busby sustained serious injury to her spine when she… Continue Reading

What’s Next For The Leftist Agenda’s Selective Outrage?

Following on from Brett Kavanaugh’s rightful confirmation to the Supreme Court as Donald Trump’s personal pick for SCOTUS this past weekend – despite a “Wrap Up Smear” campaign of false allegations from the Left, in which they tried to destroy… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Boy Scouts Jamboree Events To Provide Condoms Due to Girls Joining

Yes, you read the headline correctly, and who would ever have thought that condoms would someday enter into the Boy Scout survival kit? But there you go, it’s 2018, and now condoms are almost a focal point of acceptance and… Continue Reading

Feminists Don’t Want You Near them in Public… Ever!

There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading

Is Mark Zuckerberg Actually A Cybernetic Terminator Hell-Bent On Censorship And Political Genocide?

The motionless facial expressions, the monotone voice and the complete lack of any human emotion. Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is most definitely a cybernetic terminator sent from the year 2029 to infiltrate our data and privacy, then take… Continue Reading

How Russian Troll Bots Are Taking Over World Elections

With Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into potential Russian meddling in the 2016 Presidential Election picking up some Fake News heat, once again (and going absolutely nowhere), we thought that we would do our own special investigation into this Russia probe… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading