How Russian Troll Bots Are Taking Over World Elections

With Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into potential Russian meddling in the 2016 Presidential Election picking up some Fake News heat, once again (and going absolutely nowhere), we thought that we would do our own special investigation into this Russia probe… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

The Cannibal Restaurant for Los Angeles’ Elite

Now here’s a place that’s probably not available with Uber Eats deliveries, found on Yelp, or Trip Advisor either. The revelations occurring in today’s modern world are becoming much stranger than fiction, so you’ll probably not be surprised that in La-La… Continue Reading

Modelling Industry Discrimination: Where Are the Plus Sized Male Models?

Happy Valentines Day to all the ladies, gentlemen, and the gender queer people out there! That should’ve spoken to everyone, but anyway, let’s tackle this most interesting disparity in our world, weight issues and their promotional exposure in a healthy… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

Is Kylie Jenner actually Mary, mother of Jesus?

Rejoice, Kylie Jenner has given birth to a baby girl! The birth of any Kardashian / Jenner sprog is like the second coming of Jesus. With the amount of fanfare, adulation and endorsement deals that come when ever a daughter of… Continue Reading