Cher Tries to ‘Turn Back Time’ After She Went Too Far in Trump Twitter Rant

Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s… Continue Reading

Is Mark Zuckerberg Actually A Cybernetic Terminator Hell-Bent On Censorship And Political Genocide?

The motionless facial expressions, the monotone voice and the complete lack of any human emotion. Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is most definitely a cybernetic terminator sent from the year 2029 to infiltrate our data and privacy, then take… Continue Reading

#DeleteFacebook: Is It Over For The Social Media Giant?

The social media giant Facebook, founded back in 2004, first started out with limited membership to only Harvard students at the time, as a college social network. Today it has 2.13 billion active users, knocking sites like MySpace (dead) and… Continue Reading

Edward Snowden Calls Facebook A Reckless Surveillance Company

Former NSA contractor and subsequent whistleblower, Edward Snowden, ripped Facebook apart for what it really is in a Tweet on Saturday, in essence calling Facebook out for not being a social media application used to benefit people’s lives, but rather… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

Anti-White Racist Transgender Activist Munroe Bergdorf Gets Verified on Twitter

It seems any old bigoted racist can receive the big blue tick of approval from Twitter these days, especially if your prejudiced views happen to be directed towards white people (cough… Buzzfeed!) or if you just so happen to be… Continue Reading