#DeleteFacebook: Is It Over For The Social Media Giant?

The social media giant Facebook, founded back in 2004, first started out with limited membership to only Harvard students at the time, as a college social network. Today it has 2.13 billion active users, knocking sites like MySpace (dead) and… Continue Reading

Edward Snowden Calls Facebook A Reckless Surveillance Company

Former NSA contractor and subsequent whistleblower, Edward Snowden, ripped Facebook apart for what it really is in a Tweet on Saturday, in essence calling Facebook out for not being a social media application used to benefit people’s lives, but rather… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

Anti-White Racist Transgender Activist Munroe Bergdorf Gets Verified on Twitter

It seems any old bigoted racist can receive the big blue tick of approval from Twitter these days, especially if your prejudiced views happen to be directed towards white people (cough… Buzzfeed!) or if you just so happen to be… Continue Reading

Mark Zuckerberg’s New Year Goal: Fix Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of one of the largest social media platforms worldwide, plans to “fix Facebook” this year. Every year, Mark sets a personal challenge. For example, a few years back, he set out to learn Mandarin, then he built… Continue Reading

The Evil Twitter Egg Has Finally Cracked

Eggs, some people see them as a form of life for non-mammals, some see them as a form of breakfast and well, some Twitter users see them as a sign of an abusive Twitter account that violates their existence and safe place. Yes,… Continue Reading

Get your fill of our fine Instagram memes! @brainstainnews

Heyo once again readers! It’s me once again, here to bring you yet another bit of good news for your social media feeds. As you may well be aware, it’s that time of the week again where the burdens of… Continue Reading