Pole Dancing Is Now A Recognised Sport; Could Feature in The Olympics

To say that the world has gone completely mad in recent times is a major understatement, what with the mass liberal fake news media plaguing our lives, the continuous Islamic terrorist attacks as a result of EU meddling with the… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018: Who’s Coming To Russia?

Now as you wonder what you have to look forward to after England played two extremely boring 1-0 victories over Slovenia and Lithuania in the World Cup Qualifiers to ensure their qualification, well in judging by those performances, not much to… Continue Reading

Mike Pence Leaves 49ers vs Colts Game After Players Take A Knee During National Anthem

Now, just when you thought that the hysteria of left-wing politics inside the NFL was going to subside, since then, many players had begun standing for the national anthem again and even linking up in arms. But, after this weekend,… Continue Reading

Mesut Ozil Has “Mentally Checked Out” Of Arsenal

According to Arsenal legend Martin Keown, creative German attacking midfielder Mesut Ozil has already “mentally left the football club”, given his subpar performances this season, and with his contract set to expire on the 1st of July 2018, Arsene Wenger… Continue Reading

FIFA is More Than a Game – Here’s Why

On Friday, September 29, the newest instalment in the world’s leading football simulation game series was finally released worldwide after months of anticipation. Each and every year, fans of the FIFA series receive a new edition and regardless of whether… Continue Reading

US Soccer Star Alex Morgan Gets Rowdy At Disney World After 8 Hour Drinking Binge

Female US soccer striker star, Alex Morgan, 28, was kicked out of Walt Disney World after an 8 hour drinking binge with friends. Certainly not the type of kick-off that she’s well known for on the soccer pitch, that’s for… Continue Reading

FIFA 18 Released Today

The mother of all sports games has been released today, which is always an epic date in the annual calendar. YES! FIFA 18 is finally here, so the time has come for you to shun your wife/husband, girlfriend/boyfriend, friends (unless… Continue Reading

UEFA Champions League: Groups A to D Match 2 Predictions

Tonight, the Champions League matches continue for the second set of matches in the group stages, this time with Group’s A to D. What’s better than that? Not much we reckon, so let’s run down the coming matches with some… Continue Reading

UEFA Champions League: Groups E to H Match 2 Predictions

Tonight, this Tuesday night, the Champions League returns once again for the second set of matches in the group stages, this time starting things of with Group’s E to H. What’s better than that? Not much we reckon, so let’s… Continue Reading

FIFA 18: Cristiano Ronaldo VS. Lionel Messi

Two of the greatest football players ever and in modern times, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, have always divided opinion of who is better by fans, the die-hard supporters, and by football neutrals. So, whilst we can come out and… Continue Reading

Coleen Rooney Wants Wayne Rooney To Take A “Sympathetic Leave” From Everton

Whilst the horrible and devastating Storm Irma has been tearing up the Caribbean Islands and the Florida keys, in Cheshire, Storm Coleen Rooney has been brewing amidst Wayne Rooney’s kiss with a strange woman, and a drink drive arrest after… Continue Reading

PES 18 vs. FIFA 18

Today, despite all the sad news of disasters all over America (praying for you all), we thought we’d try to cover something on sport and gaming at the same time, and what better way than to pit one of the… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: The Round-Up

In a major anti-climax on Transfer Deadline Day in the English Premier League, and in consequential related transfers around Europe, not much happened at all. What does stick out however, is Arsenal’s major failure in the transfer window. Let’s break… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: Down To The Wire

We owe to ourselves and to everyone else to report on what’s changed since yesterday in football (soccer) as Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League comes down to the wire. Things are heating up, and clubs are scrambling… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: What’s Hot & What’s Not?

Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League is beckoning on us all tomorrow evening, with the dealings set to officially cease at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, we thought we’d assess what’s likely to happen before then.… Continue Reading

Mayweather vs. McGregor Fight Preview

The stage is all set for the crossover boxing fight of the century between undefeated boxer Floyd “Money Man” Mayweather and UFC fighter Conor McGregor. The fight is set to take place in Las Vegas on Saturday the 26th of… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Shirt Number Revealed by Adidas

As we’ve been saying all this whole time here at Brainstain since Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s unfortunate injury in April against Anderlecht in the Europa League, Zlatan would return to Manchester United upon his recovery, and low and behold, he has done just… Continue Reading

Super Cup: Real Madrid Win & Dominate Barcelona (5-1 Agg)

On Sunday, Real Madrid won at the Nou Camp, beating Barcelona 1-3 in a convincing victory, which in a controversial referee decision, saw Ronaldo sent off for a dive, that wasn’t even a dive, then also he was ruled out… Continue Reading

Super Cup Drama Between FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: The Ronaldo Saga Continues

In case you missed it, in a wondrously competitive game in the Spanish Super Cup last night, between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid, featuring the winner of El Copa Del Rey and the champions of La Liga “Real Madrid”, it… Continue Reading

The English Premier League Weekend Preview

The time is now upon us. We’re on the eve of the Premier League Kick-Off, and lets just say that things are about to get very exciting indeed. Football fans across the whole world will have been waiting for this… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

UEFA Super Cup Final Preview: Real Madrid vs. Manchester United

Tonight in Skopje, Macedonia, the two biggest clubs in World Football will go head to head. It’s Real Madrid verses Manchester United in the UEFA Super Cup finals! Both teams have come a long way to get here, with Real… Continue Reading

Usain Bolt Loses His Final 100 Meter Race

This past weekend in London at the World Championships in Athletics, Usain Bolt was in the final of the 100 meters, as per usual, and the fastest man on Earth was expected to win the race. However, somehow, Usain Bolt fell… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo Issues “Buy Me” Plea to Manchester United

Real Madrid legend Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has issued a “buy me” plea to English clubs, most notably to that of Manchester United. How could did this come about? It seems that the Spanish tax authority have been pursuing him for… Continue Reading

Wladimir Klitschko Retires from Boxing

Former heavyweight champion and boxing legend Wladimir Klitschko has retired from boxing today, avoiding a rematch with Anthony Joshua in consequence. Wladimir who dominated boxing in the 2000’s, has called time on a 21 year long career, where he was a… Continue Reading

Neymar Jr. Undergoes Medical in Porto Before Imminent Signing for PSG

Brazilian international number 10, and a third of Barcelona’s “MSN” of Messi, Suarez and the latter himself “Neymar”, is now set to leave to sign for Paris Saint Germain (PSG) within the next forty-eight hours, as Neymar Jr. just arrived… Continue Reading

Nemanja Matic Signs for Manchester United

Jose “the special one” Mourinho has got his man, reuniting himself with Nemanja Matic for a second time after signing him from Benfica to Chelsea in the 2013/2014 season, and now signing him for Manchester United as his Defensive midfield… Continue Reading

UFC 214: Jon “Bones” Jones and Cris Cyborg Justino Destroy the Competition

Good morning loyal fans and newbies, welcome to Brainstain. Right here, we’re sort of like a fight club and who doesn’t like to see a good fight? Even if you might not personally like fighting yourself, that raw animal instinct… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: Manchester United & Real Madrid In Potential Deal Over Gareth Bale

Some weeks ago, all managers in the Premier League were basically complaining about the lack of transfer activity thus far, most notably Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Fast forward to today and a whole lot… Continue Reading