ABC Premieres ‘The Conners’ Without Roseanne Barr

The ABC reboot called ‘The Conners’ aired last night, minus Roseanne Barr, due to her firing over a tweet she made comparing Barack Obama’s puppeteer, Valerie Jarrett, to being a cross between if the Muslim Brotherhood and ‘Planet of the… Continue Reading

Thai Cave Survivors Appear On Ellen DeGeneres’ Show With Zlatan Ibrahimovic

In case you missed it, here comes one of the most heart warming television appearances in recent times. The thirteen Thai soccer team boys that got trapped in the Tham Luang caves after a Saturday practice, whom spent 17 days… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Sesame Street Officially Deny Bert And Ernie Homosexuality Claims

The makers of the long-running children’s show, Sesame Street, have denied that the popular characters Bert and Ernie are in a homosexual relationship, despite leftists craving for them to be gay. Their statement comes after one of the show’s writers,… Continue Reading

Henry Cavill Cast In ‘The Witcher’ Netflix Series

After what feels like months of speculation, Henry Cavill and fans have finally got their wish, as he has been cast as Geralt in ‘The Witcher’ Netflix series. Cavill had been the favourite to portray the silver-haired badass since the… Continue Reading

Big Bang Theory to End After Next Season

Popular CBS show Big Bang Theory has announced that it will reach an end following the conclusion of the next season. This news comes after a steady decline in ratings and overall reception in recent years for the once wonderfully… Continue Reading

Forever Number One: Stefan Karl Stefansson Dies Age 43

Icelandic actor Stefan Karl Stefansson, best known for his role as “Robbie Rotten” from the television show “LazyTown”, has died at age 43 from cancer. Mr. Stefansson was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2016, but said it had been removed… Continue Reading

Real Life Kwik-E-Mart Opens Up Shop In South Carolina

With so much breaking news surrounding the nothing-burger that is Michael Cohen’s ordeal through Robert Mueller’s witch-hunt, utilising porn star Stormy Daniels, and then somehow trying to tie it all into the false story of Russian meddling in the 2016 US election,… Continue Reading

Stormy Daniels Quits Celebrity Big Brother Over Producer Demands

Weirdo lawyer Michael Avenatti has spoken out about why washed up porn star Stormy Daniels quit Celebrity Big Brother ahead of Thursdays commencement show, stating that the producers “insisted she conduct herself in a certain way” and not because Stormy… Continue Reading

Jim Carrey Makes Reluctant Return To Hollywood With HBO’s “Kidding”

World renowned Canadian actor, Jim Carrey, has recently opened up about his decision to return to the entertainment industry after taking some time away from acting after some turbulent times. The 56-year-old will be returning to the spotlight for his new… Continue Reading