Judge Throws Out Stormy Daniels Defamation Lawsuit; Daniels To Pay Trump’s Legal Fees

Washed up porn star, Stormy Daniels, is falling on hard times, and FAST! Yesterday, a Federal Judge threw out Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Donald Trump, and ordered her to pay his legal expenses. Now we’re pretty damn sure that’s… Continue Reading

Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Results Prove She’s Not Native American

Senior Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, aka “Pocahontas”, decided to release her DNA results to answer questions over her claims of being a Native American, and the results were a massive failure. The results came back showing that she’s only 1/1,024th Native… Continue Reading

Duke & Duchess of Sussex Expecting Their First Baby

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced that they are expecting a baby whilst on their sixteen day royal tour of Australia. The baby is expected top arrive in Spring 2019. The royal couple… Continue Reading

Julian Assange To Regain His Internet Access & Communications

Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, has been granted his internet access back at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after a meeting with two senior UN officials and Ecuador’s President, Lenin Moreno, last Friday, sparking the ‘isolation regime’ placed upon him to… Continue Reading

Conservative Is The New Punk Rock: Johnny Rotten Spotted Wearing MAGA T-Shirt

Well, what a weekend that’s been. Hillary Clinton lost her security clearance amidst rumours of impending criminal charges, and then Sex Pistols lead singer, Johnny Rotten, puts yet more proof in the pudding that the conservative movement is in fact,… Continue Reading

Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Released Today On PS4, Xbox One & PC

Today on October 12th, 2018, the next epic game in the Call of Duty franchise sees the release of Black Ops 4, and we’re super excited! Indeed, nothing beats Call of Duty Black Ops for high-octane online shooter action now does… Continue Reading

Former JLS Star Appears In Court Over Rape Charge

Oritse Williams, former member of boyband JLS, has recently made an appearance in court after being charged with rape. The 31-year-old was arrested back in December following allegations that he sexually assaulted a fan in a Wolverhampton hotel after a… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Signs Music Modernization Act Into Law

Yesterday, Donald Trump signed a legislative bill into law in order to protect the intellectual property of musicians – from songwriters to producers to engineers – safeguarding their work in the digital age from being excluded from royalties and revenue. By… Continue Reading

Calls To Fire CNN’s Don Lemon For Racist Comments About Kanye West

Major calls for CNN’s Don Lemon to be FIRED for his comments about Kanye West’s White House meeting with Donald Trump is picking up steam. Don Lemon stated that Kanye West’s appearance there was like a “minstrel show”, that his… Continue Reading

U.S. Marshals Rescue 123 Missing Children In Sex Trafficking Operation In Michigan

The most underreported and most shocking news story that you’ll probably ever read, is that last month, in only ONE DAY, authorities found and rescued 123 missing children in a sex trafficking operation in Wayne County, Michigan. Out of a total… Continue Reading