Angela Merkel To Step Down As Chancellor In 2021 After Regional Election Losses

The mother of all migrants, Angela Merkel, announced yesterday that she will step down as Chancellor when her tenure expires in 2021. Many people had hoped that she would step down much sooner, but why ruin a terrible recent run… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel’s True Origins Exposed

For the last few months, we’ve suspiciously been suspecting the relation of Chancellor Angela Dorothea Kasner Merkel of Germany, as being a direct descendant of Nazi Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Call it intuition, call it logic, call it a conspiracy theory… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel Condemns Right Wing Conservative Politics

Angela Merkel made a speech on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Forum, condemning the rise of so-called right-wing populism, as she likes to call it, where as it should be called logical conservative politics. She called it… Continue Reading

Six Syrian ISIS Members Arrested in Germany over Christmas Market Attack Plot

Only one day after Angela Merkel realised that she was faced with a divided nation and an even further divide in the political landscape after coalition talks broke down on Sunday night, 500 German Police have swooped in on flat… Continue Reading

The Fall of Angela Merkel: Coalition Talks Collapse in Germany

Angela Merkel of the Christian Democrat Union of Germany, and the Christian Social Union of Bavaria (CDU-CSU), has been in coalition talks with the Green and Free Democrat parties in Germany. The Christian Social Union want a cap on refugees,… Continue Reading

Germany Elects Chancellor Angela Merkel for 4th Term

Germany went to the polls at the weekend, and as expected, they once again elected Angela Merkel, because you know, it was the safe thing to do (eye roll).  Yes, the anti-German and pro-EU chancellor known as the “mother of… Continue Reading