World Cup 2018 Previews July 2nd: Brazil v Mexico & Belgium v Japan

Today brings us to the penultimate couple of World Cup games in the second phase, between Brazil and Mexico, followed by Belgium against Japan in the evening match. Brazil have shown some glimpses of wonderful football in the tournament, but… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018 Previews June 26th: Denmark v France, Australia v Peru, Iceland v Croatia, Nigeria v Argentina

Last night’s World Cup matches were about as easy to predict as the end of the world, with both Iran and Morocco playing draws against Portugal and Spain. That was unexpected to say the least, and one now wonders what… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018 Previews June 21st: Denmark v Australia, France v Peru, Argentina v Croatia

Following yesterday’s World Cup matches of three boring consecutive 1-0 wins, with vuvuzela noise dominating the atmosphere, this World Cup in Russia is very much in danger of becoming the worst World Cup since South Africa in 2010, unless they… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018 Previews June 16th: France v Australia, Peru v Denmark, Argentina v Iceland, Croatia v Nigeria

This Saturday brings four World Cup 2018 matches from Group C and Group D, with France v Australia, Peru v Denmark, Argentina v Iceland and Croatia v Nigeria, all competing for group dominance in their first matches of the tournament.… Continue Reading

Woman Cuts Off Man’s Penis With Garden Shears

The penis is a delicate thing. Sensitive to the slightest touch, vilified by radicalised feminists, and was once cited as the reason for an impending nuclear holocaust with North Korea over the size of missile launch buttons, as perpetuated by… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel’s True Origins Exposed

For the last few months, we’ve suspiciously been suspecting the relation of Chancellor Angela Dorothea Kasner Merkel of Germany, as being a direct descendant of Nazi Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Call it intuition, call it logic, call it a conspiracy theory… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups E to H Predictions

Good morning! Following on from yesterday’s World Cup 2018 analysis of the drawn groups, we now bring you the breakdown of the FIFA World Cup 2018 Groups E to H, followed by our personal predictions about the teams, and who will… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups A to D Predictions

Happy Monday everyone! Now to brighten up the wintry morning doldrums, we’ve decided to tackle the overview of Friday’s FIFA World Cup 2018 draw, roughly six months ahead of the greatest sporting event on planet Earth, which commences on June… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018: Who’s Coming To Russia?

Now as you wonder what you have to look forward to after England played two extremely boring 1-0 victories over Slovenia and Lithuania in the World Cup Qualifiers to ensure their qualification, well in judging by those performances, not much to… Continue Reading