The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Donald Trump told George Soros to “Go to Hell” at World Economic Forum

At last weeks World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, you may remember evil billionaire socialist-terrorist George Soros, giving a speech about his concerns about the rise of Donald Trump, hampering his New World Order plans of total destruction of planet… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel Condemns Right Wing Conservative Politics

Angela Merkel made a speech on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Forum, condemning the rise of so-called right-wing populism, as she likes to call it, where as it should be called logical conservative politics. She called it… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups E to H Predictions

Good morning! Following on from yesterday’s World Cup 2018 analysis of the drawn groups, we now bring you the breakdown of the FIFA World Cup 2018 Groups E to H, followed by our personal predictions about the teams, and who will… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups A to D Predictions

Happy Monday everyone! Now to brighten up the wintry morning doldrums, we’ve decided to tackle the overview of Friday’s FIFA World Cup 2018 draw, roughly six months ahead of the greatest sporting event on planet Earth, which commences on June… Continue Reading

The G20 Summit 2017 Report

A couple of days before today’s G20 Summit in Hamburg, Donald Trump aptly visited Poland, a nation that is effervescently hard on the muslim migration epidemic and are not for the “one world” globalist agenda of seeping in unassimilated Islamic migrants… Continue Reading