Big Cats Escape from Zoo in Lünebach, Germany

Moments ago in Germany, there has been the news of an incident where zoo animals have escaped from their enclosures into the public arena, sort of something you’d only expect to see in the original Jumanji film, but there’s reportedly… Continue Reading

Three Dead After Terrorist Shooting Attack in Liege, Belgium

“Allahu Akbar” was the shouted sound in Liege, Belgium this morning, right before gunshots broke out. Yes, in the spirit of Islamic radicalization, there’s been another horrendous terror attack on EU soil, this time claiming the lives of two policewomen and… Continue Reading

England’s Squad for Russia World Cup 2018 Announced

With the Royal Wedding looming on the horizon this weekend and dominating the news landscape, there’s been another big announcement in the UK, with the reveal of Gareth Southgate’s England World Cup Squad for Russia 2018. Yes, after an exciting… Continue Reading

Famous Belgian Clown Becomes Killer Clown

Now for some ominous and creepy news, which has us feeling very unsettled. This might just be the second killer clown after John Wayne Gacy, that preyed on little boys in his serial killer spree in America. Belgian clown Kevin… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Donald Trump told George Soros to “Go to Hell” at World Economic Forum

At last weeks World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, you may remember evil billionaire socialist-terrorist George Soros, giving a speech about his concerns about the rise of Donald Trump, hampering his New World Order plans of total destruction of planet… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel Condemns Right Wing Conservative Politics

Angela Merkel made a speech on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Forum, condemning the rise of so-called right-wing populism, as she likes to call it, where as it should be called logical conservative politics. She called it… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups E to H Predictions

Good morning! Following on from yesterday’s World Cup 2018 analysis of the drawn groups, we now bring you the breakdown of the FIFA World Cup 2018 Groups E to H, followed by our personal predictions about the teams, and who will… Continue Reading