Jamie Lee Curtis Was Silent On Eliza Dushku’s Molestation

This weekend, actress Jamie Lee Curtis tweeted out that she was blaming the false incoming missile alarm alert destined for Hawaii, to be who’s fault? Guess who? Well, President Donald J. Trump’s fault, of course, despite the fact he had nothing… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Fire Breaks Out at Clinton’s Home in Chappaqua, N.Y

As the New Year gets up to speed, there are still major Deep State scandals still not being investigated, nor have any media coverage or any prosecutions just yet. Scandals such as the Uranium One scandal, the Pizzagate scandal (not… Continue Reading

Twelve Magical Moments of 2017

As another year draws to a close, you’ve either got some mighty fine or mighty sh*t plans for this New Years Eve, nevertheless, we thought we’d now remind you of the best moments of 2017, to wrap up the year.… Continue Reading

Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

A Guide to Avoiding Sexual Harassment in the Work Place

Happy Friday everyone! With so many cases of sexual harassment going on at the moment, both on the news and everywhere else according to the #MeToo movement, you’d be forgiven for thinking it was something totally normal and acceptable since… Continue Reading

Bill Clinton Faces Fresh Sexual Assault Allegations from Four Women

Highly placed Democratic Party sources have told author Edward Klein, who wrote the book ‘All Out War: The Plot to Destroy Trump‘, about four late teenage girls (at the time), whom were sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton aboard the aircraft… Continue Reading

The Clinton Foundation “Won’t Give Back A Cent” of Harvey Weinstein’s Donations

Before last week when the Harvey Weinstein scandal broke about how he sexually abused at least 43 women over the course of many years, it was already well known to the media that Harvey was a regular contributor to The Clinton… Continue Reading

Madonna: Promises BJ’s for Hillary Votes! (Shudder)

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We were about to call it a day here at Brainstain, but then we realized that this is pretty much a 24-hour job, with lots of writing and eyebrow frowning at the current state of the world. Who better to… Continue Reading