How Russian Troll Bots Are Taking Over World Elections

With Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into potential Russian meddling in the 2016 Presidential Election picking up some Fake News heat, once again (and going absolutely nowhere), we thought that we would do our own special investigation into this Russia probe… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Monica Lewinsky Labels Bill Clinton a Sexual Predator in #MeToo Essay

Former White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, hasn’t said that much about Bill Clinton since the infamous affair that claimed his position as President when impeachment proceedings began in late 1998, but now Monica Lewinsky has returned to the spotlight after… Continue Reading

Melania Trump Called In Exorcist to Cleanse The White House of Demons

First Lady Melania Trump, wife of the democratically elected 45th President of The United States of America, Donald J. Trump, are both more concerned with traditional Catholic and Christian values than that of secret society cabals and elitist satanic cults,… Continue Reading

Jamie Lee Curtis Was Silent On Eliza Dushku’s Molestation

This weekend, actress Jamie Lee Curtis tweeted out that she was blaming the false incoming missile alarm alert destined for Hawaii, to be who’s fault? Guess who? Well, President Donald J. Trump’s fault, of course, despite the fact he had nothing… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Fire Breaks Out at Clinton’s Home in Chappaqua, N.Y

As the New Year gets up to speed, there are still major Deep State scandals still not being investigated, nor have any media coverage or any prosecutions just yet. Scandals such as the Uranium One scandal, the Pizzagate scandal (not… Continue Reading

Twelve Magical Moments of 2017

As another year draws to a close, you’ve either got some mighty fine or mighty sh*t plans for this New Years Eve, nevertheless, we thought we’d now remind you of the best moments of 2017, to wrap up the year.… Continue Reading

Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading