The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

UK Local Elections Results Summary

The local elections results in the United Kingdom have come out, and show the Conservatives holding strong to vulnerable territories, as well as winning a series of boroughs, whilst Labour fell short of expectations and only made small gains. This… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Black Ice Monday follows Snow Bomb Sunday in the UK

Brace yourself people, because it’s about to get even colder and more treacherous out on those roads, with black ice setting in this Monday morning. The snow from yesterday that settled in many places across the UK will have frozen over… Continue Reading

Floyd Mayweather’s Car Set Ablaze in Birmingham

Floyd Mayweather, 40, has recently professed his love for the United Kingdom and for London in particular, during his ongoing visit, stating that the UK has brought excitement back into the sport of boxing with the resurgence of interest because… Continue Reading