Website Update: Be Back Tomorrow

Hello readers! If you came here expecting to see some hot new news pieces today, you might be in for a spell of disappointment. Due to some unexpected technical difficulties unrelated to the website, we’ll be postponing today’s workload to take… Continue Reading

10 Reasons Why Brainstain is Superior to Buzzfeed

Ah Buzzfeed, our old enemy, we meet again. The Batman to our Joker and the Superman to our Kryptonite, Buzzfeed is the millennial liberal propaganda publication that posts far left tabloid-esque lists and articles designed to deliberately fuel ignorant and hateful… Continue Reading

Get your fill of our fine Instagram memes! @brainstainnews

Heyo once again readers! It’s me once again, here to bring you yet another bit of good news for your social media feeds. As you may well be aware, it’s that time of the week again where the burdens of… Continue Reading

The Skimpier The Bikini, The Better Your A** Looks

After an interesting weekend of lots of marching by a lots of big “moaners”, consisting of mostly women (feminists), sore losers and men wearing so-called, new “pussy-hats” for women’s rights (already given), there was as an undeniable pattern of whipped… Continue Reading

The Cable Guy – Brainstain’s Favorite Characters

Celebrity Gossip

Many great things happened in the year of 1996, in terms of entertainment, with many great films and many unforgettable film characters being born. So, we aim to serve you with an occasional running feature of nineties’ film character greats’… Continue Reading

Ocean Wisdom: Chaos ’93 – Album Review

Current Affairs

Very rarely in this day and age do we hear an artist, that’s track for track, a complete original. Originating from the shores of the United Kingdom, Brighton Town’s own Ocean Wisdom is signed to High Focus Records and he… Continue Reading