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Hello readers! Are you enjoying the usual browse of our outstanding news output below? Great! In case you haven’t noticed yet, we usually roll out our cross promotions weekly, alerting you to our Twitter page, our meme filled Instagram page,… Continue Reading

We’ll Be Back After These Messages

Hello readers! If you came here expecting to see some hot news pieces today, then you might be in for a spell of disappointment. Today, we’ve decided to stow away our typing fingers for now, be it because of a… Continue Reading

Happy New Year to You All!

Now that the Gregorian Calendar has literally turned a new page from 2017 to 2018, with the clock and bell toll already striking us into a New Year by now. We thought that this would a good time to aptly… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

10 Reasons Why Brainstain is Superior to Buzzfeed

Ah Buzzfeed, our old enemy, we meet again. The Batman to our Joker and the Superman to our Kryptonite, Buzzfeed is the millennial liberal propaganda publication that posts far left tabloid-esque lists and articles designed to deliberately fuel ignorant and hateful… Continue Reading

Get your fill of our fine Instagram memes! @brainstainnews

Heyo once again readers! It’s me once again, here to bring you yet another bit of good news for your social media feeds. As you may well be aware, it’s that time of the week again where the burdens of… Continue Reading

The Skimpier The Bikini, The Better Your A** Looks

After an interesting weekend of lots of marching by a lots of big “moaners”, consisting of mostly women (feminists), sore losers and men wearing so-called, new “pussy-hats” for women’s rights (already given), there was as an undeniable pattern of whipped… Continue Reading