Former UK Prime Minster David Cameron Doesn’t Regret Brexit Referendum

How do you like your Brexit? Soft, hard or scrambled with a referendum result that you weren’t expecting? Well, if like former Conservative leader David Cameron, you were hoping to stay within the unelected bureaucracy of the European Union, at… Continue Reading

Will Jose Mourinho Really Sell Paul Pogba and Anthony Martial?

On to football news now, since let’s face it, there’s been so much fake news elsewhere, that we have to just stick with the holiest of sports in order to keep our content on track and truthful today. All the… Continue Reading

Ant McPartlin Receives £86k Fine And Driving Ban For Drink Driving

Famous TV presenter Ant McPartlin (aka Ant from Ant & Dec) has been fined £86,000 for drunk driving, which resulted in a serious crash, along with a 20-month long ban from driving on the roads. This is the biggest ever… Continue Reading

Russia Asks the UK for Apology After Experts Admit they Cannot Prove The Source of The Nerve Agent

Well, in a bit of embarrassing revelations now in the game of pointing the finger at the most likely of nations as suspects for the poisoning of double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia Skripal, but perhaps in doing so,… Continue Reading

Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda to Perform at Reading and Leeds

Rapper and keyboard player Mike Shinoda has recently announced he will be performing at Reading and Leeds this summer. It is the first time he has announced a UK show, since the death of Linkin Park’s lead singer, Chester Bennington.… Continue Reading

Ant McPartlin to Step Down from TV to Seek Treatment After Crash

Disgraced British TV presenter Ant McPartlin, best known from shows such I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, Saturday Night Takeaway and Britain’s Got Talent, has stepped down from his TV roles following his arrest for drink driving. Ant’s publicist… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

NME Magazine to End Weekly Print Edition

There’s some sad news today, as the UK’s iconic music magazine NME has announced they will no longer be available as a weekly print magazine. After 66 years of almost 3,500 weekly issues, the final edition will be released on Friday.… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading