Do UK Motorists Really Swear The Most?

From some idiot driver cutting you up on your way to work, to an absolute clueless pedestrian stepping into the road without looking whilst staring blindly headfirst into their iPhone. Indeed, there are many reasons why Brits have got a… Continue Reading

United Nations Aid Boss Blows Whistle On Pedophilia Within The UN

Former United Nations aid boss, Andrew Macleod, has divulged the true extent of sickening pedophilia within the UN, and it’s not pretty. He estimates that there’s at least 3,300 pedophile employees responsible for the sexual molestation and rape of 60,000 children around… Continue Reading

The Curious Case of Jamal Khashoggi

A tense stand-off appears to be taking place in the aftermath of the brutal murder of Saudi Arabian journalist Jamal Khashoggi. The incident, the first glimpse of a ruthless streak in a self-proclaimed reformer Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman, has… Continue Reading

Duke & Duchess of Sussex Expecting Their First Baby

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced that they are expecting a baby whilst on their sixteen day royal tour of Australia. The baby is expected top arrive in Spring 2019. The royal couple… Continue Reading

Julian Assange To Regain His Internet Access & Communications

Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, has been granted his internet access back at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after a meeting with two senior UN officials and Ecuador’s President, Lenin Moreno, last Friday, sparking the ‘isolation regime’ placed upon him to… Continue Reading

Former JLS Star Appears In Court Over Rape Charge

Oritse Williams, former member of boyband JLS, has recently made an appearance in court after being charged with rape. The 31-year-old was arrested back in December following allegations that he sexually assaulted a fan in a Wolverhampton hotel after a… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Viagogo Sues Ed Sheeran’s Promoter Over “Fan Fraud”

Back in May, online ticket marketplace Viagogo faced possible prosecution, being investigated by the National Trading Standards (NSA) over “misleading” ticket prices and failing to change the misleading information on their website. However, it seems now the tables have turned,… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan Bikini Blimp Goes Down A Treat In Parliament Square

Over the weekend in Parliament Square, Westminster, London, a crowdfunded blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan was flown up in the air, in response to the Donald Trump baby blimp that Sadiq Khan approved to be flown in the sky… Continue Reading