UK Pubs Open for Extended Hours for Royal Wedding

In celebration of the Royal Wedding between Meghan Markle and Prince Harry on Saturday May 19th, pubs across the country have had their licensing hours extended tonight and tomorrow night by two hours, so people can really celebrate the event… Continue Reading

London’s Homicide Rate Sky Rockets Up 44% Under Sadiq Khan

London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading

Ant McPartlin to Step Down from TV to Seek Treatment After Crash

Disgraced British TV presenter Ant McPartlin, best known from shows such I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, Saturday Night Takeaway and Britain’s Got Talent, has stepped down from his TV roles following his arrest for drink driving. Ant’s publicist… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

Lily Allen Says Rochdale’s Muslim Rape Gang is Not the Problem

In the quasi celebrity world of stupid, Lily Allen is a bright shining star. We already knew this, but we weren’t aware that she would go to even greater lengths to display her stupidity over Twitter all over again. You… Continue Reading

The Big Arctic Freeze is Coming to the United Kingdom

Morning everyone! This Monday in the British Isles, we are told to be expecting an Arctic Freeze which is set to last over three weeks. That means it’s definitely time to turn on those radiators, crank the heating up, pull… Continue Reading

Honouring the Hopkins: Why Katie Hopkins is a British Icon

Love her or hate her, Katie Hopkins has a voice and quite frankly is not afraid to speak her mind. Despite anyone resembling a Jeremy Corbyn fan claiming to be offended by her vast array of fiery opinions. There is… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan Shows His Weakness on Good Morning Britain

Sadiq Khan is clearly out of his depth after all the recent terror attacks in London and those earlier comments on Islamic terror continue to come back and haunt him, but yesterday morning he did more to try to placate… Continue Reading

Dust Off Your Best Antique China Tea Set, Today Is National Tea Day

What a time to be British and to be alive. What with the sheer joy and realisation that we are finally escaping the evil clutches of the E.U and Theresa May’s general election triumph victory around the corner, there is more… Continue Reading

Theresa May Drops General Election Bombshell And Now The End Of The World Is Near!

You know the drill by now. A vote is announced that could potentially change the political landscape. Mass hysteria prevails, followed by left-wing scaremongering and fear tactics to convince you that monsters lurk beneath your bed and that aliens could potentially be… Continue Reading