The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Black Ice Monday follows Snow Bomb Sunday in the UK

Brace yourself people, because it’s about to get even colder and more treacherous out on those roads, with black ice setting in this Monday morning. The snow from yesterday that settled in many places across the UK will have frozen over… Continue Reading