The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

Burglar in Ireland Sues Shopkeeper After Injuring Himself

In a politically correct world of lunacy and overextended human rights, even the rights of burglars are seemingly being more catered to than their victims these days, if this latest news is anything to go by. The world has gone… Continue Reading