Tourists Flock To “Dildo” In Canada, And End Up Loving The Place

There’s plenty of serious news circling beneath the mainstream media’s news radar, but we’ve decided to avoid it all, because apparently there’s a town in Canada called Dildo. We know what you’re thinking. That can’t be the name of a… Continue Reading

Coca-Cola In Serious Talks To Produce Cannabis Cola

Coca-Cola are said to be in serious talks to produce a marijuana infused drink, named “Cannabis Cola”, which will contain the non-psychoactive ingredient CBD (Cannabidiol), with benefits in easing inflammation, pain and cramping. The drink company that began producing in… Continue Reading

Catholics Call For Investigation And Resignation Of Pope Francis

Pope Francis is facing mounting pressure from all sides to resign over numerous pedophilia scandals coming to light in recent months, particularly from within the Catholic Church where members are accusing the Argentinian papal of covering up for a pedophile… Continue Reading

Horror Stories Of Torture, Sexual Abuse And Murder From A Catholic Orphanage In Vermont

Public documents and witness interviews were published on BuzzFeed last Monday after a four year investigation into the torture, sexual abuse and even murder of children came to a close, thanks to details given by former residents of St. Joseph’s Orphanage in Burlington,… Continue Reading

Spooky Creature Seen Lurking In Woodlands Near Quebec, Canada

Now for some crazy news! A family in Quebec, Canada, stopped to look at an animal on the side of the road, only to discover that a more sinister looking creature lurked behind it, walking on its hind legs. This… Continue Reading

North America Wins 2026 World Cup Bid

On the eve of the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia, today it was announced that North America (the U.S., Mexico and Canada) will host the 2026 FIFA World Cup, beating off competition from Morocco. Another victory for America! President… Continue Reading

The Curious Case of How Justin Trudeau’s Eyebrows Broke the Internet

This past weekend was the 44th G7 summit between Friday the 8th and Saturday the 9th of June in Quebec, Canada, but Donald Trump didn’t stick around for long, as he later prepared to head towards Singapore for his summit… Continue Reading

Are you Ready for a Fake Alien Invasion?

Imagine a world where the events of the movie Independence Day came true. Now just imagine that it was nothing more than a Deep State ploy to serve as a diversion away from the grandest, the most vile and most… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading