North America Wins 2026 World Cup Bid

On the eve of the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia, today it was announced that North America (the U.S., Mexico and Canada) will host the 2026 FIFA World Cup, beating off competition from Morocco. Another victory for America! President… Continue Reading

The Curious Case of How Justin Trudeau’s Eyebrows Broke the Internet

This past weekend was the 44th G7 summit between Friday the 8th and Saturday the 9th of June in Quebec, Canada, but Donald Trump didn’t stick around for long, as he later prepared to head towards Singapore for his summit… Continue Reading

Are you Ready for a Fake Alien Invasion?

Imagine a world where the events of the movie Independence Day came true. Now just imagine that it was nothing more than a Deep State ploy to serve as a diversion away from the grandest, the most vile and most… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Is Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro’s Love Child?

In early February, Fidel Castro’s eldest son Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart (aka Fidelito) committed suicide and left a suicide note in which he made an astonishing revelation: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother, and a love child of the late… Continue Reading

Campaigner Wins Right To Challenge Government On Gender-Neutral Passports

In the UK, passports currently have the option of “M” and “F” for holders to specify their gender. However, campaigner Christie Elan-Cane, has won the rights to challenge the government over gender-neutral passports. Christie wants there to be an “X”… Continue Reading

Prince Harry Makes Satanic Hand Gesture Next to Melania Trump

Now we were going to let this one slide and wait for some fun social media reactions first, but we couldn’t resist reporting on this ASAP. Prince Harry of the British Royal Family appeared alongside Melanie Trump at the Invictus… Continue Reading

USA, Mexico, And Canada Bid To Host The World Cup In 2026

Yesterday, the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada announced their joint bid to host the World Cup in 2026, in a sign of unity in sport, despite Donald Trump’s justifiable insistence on the border wall between America’s southern border and Mexico. The… Continue Reading

Blame Canada: Is Canada Becoming An Islamic State?

Meet Justin Trudeau, current Prime Minister of Canada and the Canadian version of Christian Grey from the ’50 Shades of Grey’’ series. Brightestyoungthings Sexy, isn’t he? What’s there not to love about the dashing and charming 45 year old leader… Continue Reading