George Michael’s Family Ask Fans To Remove Memorials From His Previous Homes

The family of late singer George Michael have recently asked fans to remove tribute’s from all of his former homes. The two locations in Highgate, London and Going-on-Thames, Oxfordshire had memorial areas created by fans outside the premies, with flower messages… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

Why It’s Better To Be Alone During Christmas

There is nothing wrong with being a ‘Ho Ho Ho’ this festive season, in fact, we thoroughly recommend it. Love costs a small fortune, Christmas costs a small fortune, so come Christmas Day if you happen to find yourself besotted… Continue Reading

Happy December 1st To You All!

Guess what? Its December 1st, and it’s fallen on a Friday of all days! That’s something that hasn’t happened for many years – not since 2006 to be exact, which makes this an extra special day. With that said, it’s time… Continue Reading

Moviegoers Unhappy About New “Frozen” Short Playing Before “Coco” Movie

Pixar’s latest animation film, ‘Coco’, has already received huge critical acclaim, and has grossed $157 million worldwide. Needless to say, it seems like a fantastic film about a young Mexican boy who plays the guitar and enters the land of… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Expertly Mocks Elizabeth Warren

President Donald J. Trump was back to work after a short break for Thanksgiving. He immediately held a White House event honouring the Navajo code-talkers, who were instrumental in fooling the Nazi’s and Japan in WWII by using broken code… Continue Reading

Happy Thanksgiving/Black Friday Weekend Everyone!

From all of us at Brainstain News, we hope our fine American readers have all had a very happy Thanksgiving with their friends and family. We hope you’re not feeling too bloated from all that dinner, because guess what? It’s… Continue Reading

Black Friday 2017: The Shopping Survival Guide

Tomorrow is Black Friday, the day when retailers offer various products at seriously cut price deals… Or at least, that’s the general idea of the day, seeing as it’s supposed to be the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. Other times,… Continue Reading