The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

The Forgotten Voices Of The #120db Movement

Amongst the loud noise and accusations from feminists and overly mainstream coverage of #MeToo there was a timid little voice in the faded distance just longing to be heard too. That voice was #120db, a brave and heart-breaking account of… Continue Reading

Migrant Ghettos Will Become ‘A Nuclear Bomb Of Unrest’ In The Future Warns The EU

“This is an Angela Merkel public safety announcement! The influx of migrants currently floating on makeshift rafts and lifeboats heading in the direction of our shores will eventually lead to complete and utter annihilation and total catastrophic destruction on a… Continue Reading

It’s Time to Talk About Women Who Make False Rape Accusations

Despite what feminists vehemently tell you, false rape accusations actually exist, and they are a very serious problem. The terrifying reality is that false rape accusations are as common, or nearly as common, as genuine rape reports for the police,… Continue Reading

Glee’s Mark Salling Commits Suicide

Former Glee star, Mark Salling, has died from what is suspected to be suicide, just weeks before he was due for sentencing for possession of child abuse images. Mark’s lawyer, Michael J. Proctor, confirmed that the 35-year-old was found dead… Continue Reading

Larry Nassar Sentenced to 175 Years in Prison

Pedophile Olympic gymnast doctor, Larry Nassar, has been sentenced to 175 years in prison after Judge Rosemarie Aquilina symbolically destroyed a letter Nassar had written last week, insisting that 156 of his victims were only after money, and that his… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel Condemns Right Wing Conservative Politics

Angela Merkel made a speech on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Forum, condemning the rise of so-called right-wing populism, as she likes to call it, where as it should be called logical conservative politics. She called it… Continue Reading