Deep State Panic – The Fire at Trump Tower & The FBI Raid Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Office

On Saturday, there was a mysterious fire at Trump Tower in New York City, then on Monday, the FBI raided Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen’s hotel room and office in Manhattan, to seize documents said to be related to the… Continue Reading

4 Reasons Why You Should Not Stick Condoms Up Your Nose

Most people would agree that latex condoms should be inserted onto consensual penises only and not up nostrils. Yet millennials, those flourishing and intellectually stimulated members of Generation Z have once again turned to harmful and unsanitary means to garner… Continue Reading

Three People Injured in YouTube HQ Shooting by Gender Confused Gunman

A thirty-nine year old woman stormed into YouTube Headquarters in San Bruno, San Francisco armed with a pistol and shot off several rounds, injuring a 36-year old male, believed at the time to be her boyfriend, whilst two other females,… Continue Reading

Are you Ready for a Fake Alien Invasion?

Imagine a world where the events of the movie Independence Day came true. Now just imagine that it was nothing more than a Deep State ploy to serve as a diversion away from the grandest, the most vile and most… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Eagles of Death Metal Singer Calls ‘March For Our Lives’ Pathetic & Evil Eye Gloves

It’s been a full three days since the virtue signalling March for Our Lives rally spearheaded by shill puppets David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez (as well as George Clooney and Kim Kardashian), in an attempt to try and take away… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading

The ‘Hot Coil Challenge’ Is The Latest Generation Z Online Trend

Oh Generation Z, just when we thought you couldn’t be any more stupid by swallowing Tide Pods, you then proceed to “out stupid” yourselves by deliberately burning your skin on piping hot stoves. Really? When is that cosmic asteroid coming to wipe out… Continue Reading

How Russian Troll Bots Are Taking Over World Elections

With Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into potential Russian meddling in the 2016 Presidential Election picking up some Fake News heat, once again (and going absolutely nowhere), we thought that we would do our own special investigation into this Russia probe… Continue Reading