Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Results Prove She’s Not Native American

Senior Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, aka “Pocahontas”, decided to release her DNA results to answer questions over her claims of being a Native American, and the results were a massive failure. The results came back showing that she’s only 1/1,024th Native… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Reveals Reason Why He Cancelled London Trip; Laments U.S. Imports from 3rd World

If you hadn’t already heard the really bad news, Donald J. Trump has cancelled his trip to London, since the US Embassy in London is being moved from its majestic Grosvenor Square location to south of the River Thames on Nine… Continue Reading