North America Wins 2026 World Cup Bid

On the eve of the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia, today it was announced that North America (the U.S., Mexico and Canada) will host the 2026 FIFA World Cup, beating off competition from Morocco. Another victory for America! President… Continue Reading

The Curious Case of How Justin Trudeau’s Eyebrows Broke the Internet

This past weekend was the 44th G7 summit between Friday the 8th and Saturday the 9th of June in Quebec, Canada, but Donald Trump didn’t stick around for long, as he later prepared to head towards Singapore for his summit… Continue Reading

Child Sex Trafficking Camp Uncovered in Tucson, Arizona

In the age of Donald Trump (God bless), the plight of war veterans and the pursuit of pedophiles through child sex trafficking rings has never been higher on any presidential agenda in history. On the campaign trail, Trump vowed to… Continue Reading

Trump Announces Capture of 5 Most Wanted ISIS Terrorists & Meeting Date with Kim Jong-un Set

The U.S. and Iraqi’s coordinated military efforts on ISIS in the Middle East are second to none, and in the latest intelligence counter attack, they have now caught the five most wanted ISIS terrorist leaders, four of whom walked straight… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

One Year of Donald Trump: His List of Achievements

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, and despite all the fake news and establishment opposition that he faces daily, he’s done a very fine job as the leader of the free world so… Continue Reading

The GOP & Donald Trump Announce the Fake News Award Winners of 2017

The big winners of the Fake News Awards have finally been revealed by Donald J. Trump and the GOP on Wednesday, as promised. This is an unprecedented prestigious award for the Fake News enthusiast watching public who have come to… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Reveals Reason Why He Cancelled London Trip; Laments U.S. Imports from 3rd World

If you hadn’t already heard the really bad news, Donald J. Trump has cancelled his trip to London, since the US Embassy in London is being moved from its majestic Grosvenor Square location to south of the River Thames on Nine… Continue Reading