Kristen Bell Fears ‘Snow White’ Sends Out Wrong Message About Consent

Hollywood actress Kristen Bell has come out and said that the Disney animated classic ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarves’ sends out the wrong message to young children about consent. In the politically correct nanny state of modern-day culture, where… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Boy Scouts Jamboree Events To Provide Condoms Due to Girls Joining

Yes, you read the headline correctly, and who would ever have thought that condoms would someday enter into the Boy Scout survival kit? But there you go, it’s 2018, and now condoms are almost a focal point of acceptance and… Continue Reading

Feminists Don’t Want You Near them in Public… Ever!

There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading

11 Ways in Which You Are Absolutely Not a Nerd

Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and He Didn’t Like (Or Consent) To It. Where is the outrage?

She may be a world-famous popstar, have millions in the bank, and even wear cherry chap stick, but as seen on the two-night season opener for the new “American Idol,” even Katy Perry cannot just casually sexually assault a male… Continue Reading