Michael Avenatti Arrested For Domestic Violence & Freed On $50k Bail

Things are going from bad to worse for creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti. He was recently arrested for domestic violence following a criminal complaint that was filed by a woman against the Stormy Daniels attorney, after an altercation occurred on Tuesday… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Emma Watson Displays Grammatically Incorrect ‘Time’s Up’ Tattoo at Oscars

Maybe she was too busy working on her ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ wand stroke than her grammar at Hogwarts, but it seems everyone’s friendly neighbourhood feminist wanted to prove being illiterate wouldn’t stop her from virtue signalling that men are complete and… Continue Reading

“Life Could Exist on Mars” Say Top Scientists

It’s one of the biggest questions in the universe that we still don’t know the answer to. No, not if Kim Kardashian has surgically inserted butt implants, or if Hilary Clinton is merely just a very disturbing hallucination that we envision while… Continue Reading

Are Shopping Carts Actually Sexist?

“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’  Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading

Why Valentines Day Is Totally Sexist Towards Men

Good morning everyone! It’s Valentines Day, and it’s estimated that there will be roughly 2,654 false sexual assault accusations made towards men today. With statistics like that, who says romance is dead? Many of these claims will be made from disgruntled… Continue Reading