World Cup 2018: Who’s Coming To Russia?

Now as you wonder what you have to look forward to after England played two extremely boring 1-0 victories over Slovenia and Lithuania in the World Cup Qualifiers to ensure their qualification, well in judging by those performances, not much to… Continue Reading

Mesut Ozil Has “Mentally Checked Out” Of Arsenal

According to Arsenal legend Martin Keown, creative German attacking midfielder Mesut Ozil has already “mentally left the football club”, given his subpar performances this season, and with his contract set to expire on the 1st of July 2018, Arsene Wenger… Continue Reading

Coleen Rooney Wants Wayne Rooney To Take A “Sympathetic Leave” From Everton

Whilst the horrible and devastating Storm Irma has been tearing up the Caribbean Islands and the Florida keys, in Cheshire, Storm Coleen Rooney has been brewing amidst Wayne Rooney’s kiss with a strange woman, and a drink drive arrest after… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: The Round-Up

In a major anti-climax on Transfer Deadline Day in the English Premier League, and in consequential related transfers around Europe, not much happened at all. What does stick out however, is Arsenal’s major failure in the transfer window. Let’s break… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: Down To The Wire

We owe to ourselves and to everyone else to report on what’s changed since yesterday in football (soccer) as Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League comes down to the wire. Things are heating up, and clubs are scrambling… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: What’s Hot & What’s Not?

Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League is beckoning on us all tomorrow evening, with the dealings set to officially cease at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, we thought we’d assess what’s likely to happen before then.… Continue Reading

Super Cup: Real Madrid Win & Dominate Barcelona (5-1 Agg)

On Sunday, Real Madrid won at the Nou Camp, beating Barcelona 1-3 in a convincing victory, which in a controversial referee decision, saw Ronaldo sent off for a dive, that wasn’t even a dive, then also he was ruled out… Continue Reading

Super Cup Drama Between FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: The Ronaldo Saga Continues

In case you missed it, in a wondrously competitive game in the Spanish Super Cup last night, between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid, featuring the winner of El Copa Del Rey and the champions of La Liga “Real Madrid”, it… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

UEFA Super Cup Final Preview: Real Madrid vs. Manchester United

Tonight in Skopje, Macedonia, the two biggest clubs in World Football will go head to head. It’s Real Madrid verses Manchester United in the UEFA Super Cup finals! Both teams have come a long way to get here, with Real… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo Issues “Buy Me” Plea to Manchester United

Real Madrid legend Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has issued a “buy me” plea to English clubs, most notably to that of Manchester United. How could did this come about? It seems that the Spanish tax authority have been pursuing him for… Continue Reading

Neymar Jr. Undergoes Medical in Porto Before Imminent Signing for PSG

Brazilian international number 10, and a third of Barcelona’s “MSN” of Messi, Suarez and the latter himself “Neymar”, is now set to leave to sign for Paris Saint Germain (PSG) within the next forty-eight hours, as Neymar Jr. just arrived… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: Manchester United & Real Madrid In Potential Deal Over Gareth Bale

Some weeks ago, all managers in the Premier League were basically complaining about the lack of transfer activity thus far, most notably Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Fast forward to today and a whole lot… Continue Reading

Josep Guardiola Spends £133 Million On Full Backs

Josep “Pep” Guardiola has not been very shy with his Middle Eastern backed Manchester City bank balance of late, but when has he ever been, since his arrival? So far, he has spent around £170 million, which is a million miles… Continue Reading

The Sickening Corruption Of The Qatar 2022 World Cup

Anyone remember when that football news broke that Qatar would be hosting the 2022 World Cup, even though, their team has never ever been close to a World Cup, let alone quite learned how to play the game just yet.… Continue Reading

England U20’s Win The Youth World Cup & Dominic Solanke Receives Golden Ball Award

So, England won the World Cup again for the first time since 1966, but don’t get too excited or you could do so if you so wish, since it was the England U20 team that won in the final of… Continue Reading

The Champions League Final Dive & Who’s Topping The Shopping List

With all the news dominated by the recent terror attacks in Manchester and London, we thought it be a welcome break to focus on the beautiful game, even after the recent calamitous Sergio Ramos dive in the Champions League final… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Knee Injury is Not Career Ending

On the 20th of April, when a lot of people were presumably smoking up the wacky-tabacky for 420 (National Weed Day) and Neo-Nazis were probably celebrating Adolf Hitler’s birthday, we were watching Zlatan Ibrahimovic playing upfront for Manchester United against… Continue Reading

Update: Three Explosions Near Borussia Dortmund Football Team Bus. Islamist Suspect has been Arrested.

** See Latest Updates at End of Article in Update Feed Form A bomb has exploded around the Borussia Dortmund team bus ahead of their match against AS Monaco tonight in the Champions League and defender Marc Barta has been… Continue Reading

USA, Mexico, And Canada Bid To Host The World Cup In 2026

Yesterday, the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada announced their joint bid to host the World Cup in 2026, in a sign of unity in sport, despite Donald Trump’s justifiable insistence on the border wall between America’s southern border and Mexico. The… Continue Reading

Which Football League Reigns Supreme? (Part 2)

On Tuesday we opened up the age-old discussion of which European football league reigns supreme.  We praised the English Premier League for its recent diversity in champions, while simultaneously shunning the Seria A for its seemingly endless run of Juventus… Continue Reading