World Cup 2018: Who’s Coming To Russia?

Now as you wonder what you have to look forward to after England played two extremely boring 1-0 victories over Slovenia and Lithuania in the World Cup Qualifiers to ensure their qualification, well in judging by those performances, not much to… Continue Reading

Mesut Ozil Has “Mentally Checked Out” Of Arsenal

According to Arsenal legend Martin Keown, creative German attacking midfielder Mesut Ozil has already “mentally left the football club”, given his subpar performances this season, and with his contract set to expire on the 1st of July 2018, Arsene Wenger… Continue Reading

US Soccer Star Alex Morgan Gets Rowdy At Disney World After 8 Hour Drinking Binge

Female US soccer striker star, Alex Morgan, 28, was kicked out of Walt Disney World after an 8 hour drinking binge with friends. Certainly not the type of kick-off that she’s well known for on the soccer pitch, that’s for… Continue Reading

FIFA 18: Cristiano Ronaldo VS. Lionel Messi

Two of the greatest football players ever and in modern times, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, have always divided opinion of who is better by fans, the die-hard supporters, and by football neutrals. So, whilst we can come out and… Continue Reading

Coleen Rooney Wants Wayne Rooney To Take A “Sympathetic Leave” From Everton

Whilst the horrible and devastating Storm Irma has been tearing up the Caribbean Islands and the Florida keys, in Cheshire, Storm Coleen Rooney has been brewing amidst Wayne Rooney’s kiss with a strange woman, and a drink drive arrest after… Continue Reading

PES 18 vs. FIFA 18

Today, despite all the sad news of disasters all over America (praying for you all), we thought we’d try to cover something on sport and gaming at the same time, and what better way than to pit one of the… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: The Round-Up

In a major anti-climax on Transfer Deadline Day in the English Premier League, and in consequential related transfers around Europe, not much happened at all. What does stick out however, is Arsenal’s major failure in the transfer window. Let’s break… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: What’s Hot & What’s Not?

Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League is beckoning on us all tomorrow evening, with the dealings set to officially cease at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, we thought we’d assess what’s likely to happen before then.… Continue Reading

EA Games Double Whammy: New Trailers for Star Wars Battlefront II & FIFA 18 Released

When you think of great game makers, surely the supreme and generous Electronic Arts Inc. should come to mind, right? To solidify just why EA gives us so much in entertainment value, we bring you some expose to two of… Continue Reading

The English Premier League Weekend Preview

The time is now upon us. We’re on the eve of the Premier League Kick-Off, and lets just say that things are about to get very exciting indeed. Football fans across the whole world will have been waiting for this… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

UEFA Super Cup Final Preview: Real Madrid vs. Manchester United

Tonight in Skopje, Macedonia, the two biggest clubs in World Football will go head to head. It’s Real Madrid verses Manchester United in the UEFA Super Cup finals! Both teams have come a long way to get here, with Real… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo Issues “Buy Me” Plea to Manchester United

Real Madrid legend Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has issued a “buy me” plea to English clubs, most notably to that of Manchester United. How could did this come about? It seems that the Spanish tax authority have been pursuing him for… Continue Reading

Neymar Jr. Undergoes Medical in Porto Before Imminent Signing for PSG

Brazilian international number 10, and a third of Barcelona’s “MSN” of Messi, Suarez and the latter himself “Neymar”, is now set to leave to sign for Paris Saint Germain (PSG) within the next forty-eight hours, as Neymar Jr. just arrived… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: Manchester United & Real Madrid In Potential Deal Over Gareth Bale

Some weeks ago, all managers in the Premier League were basically complaining about the lack of transfer activity thus far, most notably Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Fast forward to today and a whole lot… Continue Reading

Josep Guardiola Spends £133 Million On Full Backs

Josep “Pep” Guardiola has not been very shy with his Middle Eastern backed Manchester City bank balance of late, but when has he ever been, since his arrival? So far, he has spent around £170 million, which is a million miles… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: James Rodriguez Signs for Bayern Munich

So there’s been quite a bit flurry of hot football transfers springing up over the last few days, with Romelu Lukaku signing for the Red Devils and Alexandre Lacazette signing up for the Gunners at the end of last week,… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Hijacks Romelu Lukaku From Under Chelsea’s Nose

Just when you thought the summer transfer window was stagnant, with both Jose Mourinho of Manchester United and Antonio Conte of Chelsea, complaining about a lack of transfer activity at their respective clubs, then all of a sudden Paul Pogba… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Twins Have Arrived!

Cristiano Ronaldo, is fresh off his exit from the Confederations Cup tournament in Russia, after Portugal lost to Chile in a dramatic penalty shoot-out the other night, which saw Claudio Bravo, the much ridiculed goalkeeper of Manchester City, save three… Continue Reading

The Sickening Corruption Of The Qatar 2022 World Cup

Anyone remember when that football news broke that Qatar would be hosting the 2022 World Cup, even though, their team has never ever been close to a World Cup, let alone quite learned how to play the game just yet.… Continue Reading

FIFA 18: What’s New In The Game?

With so many dreary incidents and with so much bad news of late, we thought we could continue on with some more light entertainment buzz, particularly in the video game category and so we turn our undivided attention to probably… Continue Reading

Hot Transfer Talk: What’s Next For Cristiano Ronaldo, Morata & Others?

Guess what? Apart from burning buildings, worldwide terror attacks and the pushing of the effervescent brainwashing from socialist news media networks onto impressionable people, there’s still something less horrible and corrupt to engage in, and that’s our main man Cristiano Ronaldo… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo Receives Twins via Stork

Love him or loathe him, Cristiano Ronaldo is undoubtedly and probably the greatest footballer to ever step foot on the Earth (yes, we said it!) and we do not loathe him here at Brainstain, in fact, we sort of like… Continue Reading

The Champions League Final Dive & Who’s Topping The Shopping List

With all the news dominated by the recent terror attacks in Manchester and London, we thought it be a welcome break to focus on the beautiful game, even after the recent calamitous Sergio Ramos dive in the Champions League final… Continue Reading

Can Manchester United Lift The Europa League Trophy And Qualify For The Champions League?

Manchester United face off against Ajax tonight in the Europa League final at the Friends Arena in Stockholm, in a match that will surely define the Red Devil’s first season with Jose Mourinho in charge. Will their season be defined… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Knee Injury is Not Career Ending

On the 20th of April, when a lot of people were presumably smoking up the wacky-tabacky for 420 (National Weed Day) and Neo-Nazis were probably celebrating Adolf Hitler’s birthday, we were watching Zlatan Ibrahimovic playing upfront for Manchester United against… Continue Reading

USA, Mexico, And Canada Bid To Host The World Cup In 2026

Yesterday, the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada announced their joint bid to host the World Cup in 2026, in a sign of unity in sport, despite Donald Trump’s justifiable insistence on the border wall between America’s southern border and Mexico. The… Continue Reading

The Best of Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue. A total bust!

One of the greatest footballers of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo, who led his national team of Portugal to the 2016 European Championship final and then won it, despite being injured in the final, brought the trophy back home to his… Continue Reading

Manchester United Want Neymar Jr. by Preparing Huge Summer Bid

Manchester United is one of the most famous, if not the most famous football club in the whole wide world, so their infatuation with one of the greatest footballers in the world, should come as no surprise, either. The Red… Continue Reading