Demi Lovato Apologies To Fans Over “Sexual Assault” Prank

Singer Demi Lovato has recently apologised to fans after posting a tweet about pranking her bodyguard, causing upset and criticism for “trivialising” sexual assault. Demi hired a sex worker in Vegas and sent her to Max’s (her bodyguard) hotel room… Continue Reading

The ‘Deodorant Challenge’ Is The Latest Online Trend To Destroy Society

Ladies and gentleman, boys, girls, transsexuals and non-binaries of all ages, introducing the very latest millennial and Generation Z fad designed to help impressionable youngsters and those that should know better, remain socially relevant amongst their peers, all while getting… Continue Reading

4 Reasons Why You Should Not Stick Condoms Up Your Nose

Most people would agree that latex condoms should be inserted onto consensual penises only and not up nostrils. Yet millennials, those flourishing and intellectually stimulated members of Generation Z have once again turned to harmful and unsanitary means to garner… Continue Reading

11 Ways in Which You Are Absolutely Not a Nerd

Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading

The ‘Hot Coil Challenge’ Is The Latest Generation Z Online Trend

Oh Generation Z, just when we thought you couldn’t be any more stupid by swallowing Tide Pods, you then proceed to “out stupid” yourselves by deliberately burning your skin on piping hot stoves. Really? When is that cosmic asteroid coming to wipe out… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

17 Totes Annoying Words and Phrases That Need to be Destroyed in 2018

Millennial’s and Generation Z have absolutely annihilated modern day vocabulary. In fact, Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the complete and utter sh*te today’s society utters out of their pea-brained mouths. When Anglo-Saxons first began… Continue Reading

5 Reasons Why You Should Absolutely Never Swallow Laundry Pods

Generation Z continue to prove just how stupid they are. What with not knowing what a VHS tape is or knowing the difference between Beyoncé and a dial-up-modem, our favourite Buzzfeed reading teens and non-binaries can now add laundry pods… Continue Reading

Pussies, Periods and Pandemonium: 18 Pictures That Sum Up The Stupidity Of The Women’s March

So, over the weekend, a group of overly privileged western women followed in line rigidly by their male inferior slackies complete with male collective guilt tucked in between their legs, assembled together in public to wave their homemade banners angrily… Continue Reading