KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

Left Wing Losers Storm Blighty Cafe; Call Winston Churchill Racist

On Saturday in Finsbury Park, North London, a cafe named ‘Blighty Coffee’ was targeted by left wing losers (protestors) who made their case to call the cafe and Winston Churchill out as “racist”. Yes, this is the labour party’s activism… Continue Reading

Was Margaret Thatcher Really Really The First Spice Girl!?

Can you imagine for a second the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher wearing miniature black pants, bright red leather thigh boots and pouting seductively in a scorching hot desert while katrina high-kicking shirtless misogynistic mansplaining men in a display… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading

Is The BBC A Colluded Left Wing Socialist News Network?

What happened to the British Broadcasting Corporation, better known as the BBC? Since once upon a time they were a trusted news source that produced objective news reports and showed both sides to a story. Not anymore, as they continue… Continue Reading

Dust Off Your Best Antique China Tea Set, Today Is National Tea Day

What a time to be British and to be alive. What with the sheer joy and realisation that we are finally escaping the evil clutches of the E.U and Theresa May’s general election triumph victory around the corner, there is more… Continue Reading