Harvey Weinstein Turns Himself in to the NYPD and Charged with Rape

This Friday morning in New York City, film producer Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to the NYPD at the same time that the District Attorney’s office files charges of rape and sexual assault, pertaining to him raping one woman… Continue Reading

Meghan Markle’s Appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson goes Viral

It feels like not long after the Royal Wedding, everyone become even more obsessed with Meghan Markle. After seeing her walk down the aisle to wed Prince Harry, many still wondered just what kind of woman is Meghan Markle, after… Continue Reading

UK Pubs Open for Extended Hours for Royal Wedding

In celebration of the Royal Wedding between Meghan Markle and Prince Harry on Saturday May 19th, pubs across the country have had their licensing hours extended tonight and tomorrow night by two hours, so people can really celebrate the event… Continue Reading

SuRie Left Bruised After Stage Invasion

If you watched The Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday, you’ll know about the moment when SuRie’s performance was invaded. The singer (representing the UK) was performing her song “Storm”, when a member of the audience invaded the stage and snatched the… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

Left Wing Losers Storm Blighty Cafe; Call Winston Churchill Racist

On Saturday in Finsbury Park, North London, a cafe named ‘Blighty Coffee’ was targeted by left wing losers (protestors) who made their case to call the cafe and Winston Churchill out as “racist”. Yes, this is the labour party’s activism… Continue Reading

Was Margaret Thatcher Really Really The First Spice Girl!?

Can you imagine for a second the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher wearing miniature black pants, bright red leather thigh boots and pouting seductively in a scorching hot desert while katrina high-kicking shirtless misogynistic mansplaining men in a display… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading