Assassin’s Creed Odyssey Released Today On PS4, Xbox One & PC

The gods have spoken, and the will of the gods sees the release of Ubisoft’s latest instalment in the Assassin’s Creed franchise with ‘Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey’ and let’s just say, it looks outstanding! The open world action role-playing video game… Continue Reading

Lindsay Lohan Lands Her Own Reality Show

Fed up with reality TV? If so, you won’t be so pleased to hear the news that Lindsay Lohan will be getting her own reality show. But if you do like reality TV, then this might be interesting to hear…… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading