Donald Trump: “We Will Open Fire On The Immigrant Caravan If They Throw Stones”

President Donald Trump promised in a White House speech from the Roosevelt Room, that US troops will open fire at the illegal immigrant caravan, if they throw stones, or use firearms themselves, as the Guatemalan caravan already did against Mexican… Continue Reading

Trump Deploys 5200 U.S. Troops To Southern Border To Deter Migrant Caravans

President Donald Trump has deployed 5,200 U.S. troops to the southern border in order to deter the migrant caravans from even wishing to arrive close to the United States border, by the additional use of 150 miles of razor wire,… Continue Reading

George Lopez Assaults Trump Supporter At New Mexico Hooters Bar

Mexican American talk show host, non-funny comedian and public urinator, George Lopez, was caught on cell phone video attacking a Trump supporter when leaving a Hooters bar in New Mexico on Sunday night. Indeed, George Lopez can’t seem to stay… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Elizabeth Warren Tells Mollie Tibbetts’ Family ‘We Need To Focus On Real Problems’

In an absolutely shocking and insensitive live interview with CNN, Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren dodged a question about the murder of young American Mollie Tibbetts at the hands of an illegal immigrant, Cristhian Bahena Rivera, whom was arrested on Monday after… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Delivers Great Speech In Great Falls, Montana; Mocks George Bush Senior’s “1000 Points of Light” Speech

Donald Trump delivered a passionate speech at a rally in Great Falls, Montana yesterday on July 5th, 2018, and promoted Senate candidate Matt Rosendale, but that isn’t all that Trump touched upon during his speech. There were quite a few… Continue Reading

The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

Melania Trump Sends Message To Fake News Networks After Incredible Bias

FLOTUS Melania Trump has sent a message to those that know how incredibly biased the mainstream media is, with them once again being in full on attack mode on President Donald Trump in the wake of the furore over the… Continue Reading

The Left’s Selective Outrage Over Separating Children at the Border is Exposed

Over the past week, the left have attacked President Donald Trump over a law implemented by former Democrat president Bill Clinton in the year 1996, which separated families from their children at the border after entering America illegally. This law… Continue Reading

911 Operator Found Guilty Of Intentionally Hanging Up On Thousands Of Distressed Callers

When there’s something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Ok, so if you are experiencing disturbances from a malicious poltergeist or any paranormal activity, then we most certainly recommend you call up the Ghostbusters, or better yet, an… Continue Reading