Donald Trump: “We Will Open Fire On The Immigrant Caravan If They Throw Stones”

President Donald Trump promised in a White House speech from the Roosevelt Room, that US troops will open fire at the illegal immigrant caravan, if they throw stones, or use firearms themselves, as the Guatemalan caravan already did against Mexican… Continue Reading

Trump Deploys 5200 U.S. Troops To Southern Border To Deter Migrant Caravans

President Donald Trump has deployed 5,200 U.S. troops to the southern border in order to deter the migrant caravans from even wishing to arrive close to the United States border, by the additional use of 150 miles of razor wire,… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

George Lopez Assaults Trump Supporter At New Mexico Hooters Bar

Mexican American talk show host, non-funny comedian and public urinator, George Lopez, was caught on cell phone video attacking a Trump supporter when leaving a Hooters bar in New Mexico on Sunday night. Indeed, George Lopez can’t seem to stay… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Donald Trump’s Epic UN Speech On Sovereignty & Anti-Globalism

In case you missed it yesterday, President Donald Trump made an epic speech at the 73rd session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York, to a packed hall of listeners, where he touched on numerous important points, but none… Continue Reading

Whistleblower At State Run Swedish Kindergarten Reveals Transgender Agenda

In this latest news story of socialist liberalism gone totally awry, we need not look further than Sweden, where a whistleblower simply known as “Anna” has spoken out about the terrifying transgender agenda that’s currently being taught to toddlers, where… Continue Reading

“Europe Belongs to Europeans” Says Dalai Lama During Trip To Sweden

The 83-year old spiritual leader of the Tibetan Buddhists, the Dalai Lama, spoke at a conference in Malmö, Sweden on Wednesday, where he stated to the prominently migrant crowd, “Europe belongs to Europeans.” Sweden, who took in more migrants per… Continue Reading

Immigrant Youths In Sweden Coordinate Firebombing of Cars Over Social Media

Sweden is the land of meatballs, Ikea, Volvo, and burgeoning immigrant crime that doesn’t seem to have an end in sight. Yesterday, a gang of immigrant youths coordinated the firebombing of over 100 cars in different towns and cities across… Continue Reading

Four African Migrants Gang Rape Disabled Woman in Stockholm

Well, it seems like it’s time once again for further news of the cultural enrichment in Sweden. In Bromma, Greater Stockholm, on the 5th of May, a disabled Swedish woman was gang raped by four migrant men from Eritrea, Africa.… Continue Reading