Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Is Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro’s Love Child?

In early February, Fidel Castro’s eldest son Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart (aka Fidelito) committed suicide and left a suicide note in which he made an astonishing revelation: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother, and a love child of the late… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

One Year of Donald Trump: His List of Achievements

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, and despite all the fake news and establishment opposition that he faces daily, he’s done a very fine job as the leader of the free world so… Continue Reading

The GOP & Donald Trump Announce the Fake News Award Winners of 2017

The big winners of the Fake News Awards have finally been revealed by Donald J. Trump and the GOP on Wednesday, as promised. This is an unprecedented prestigious award for the Fake News enthusiast watching public who have come to… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

CNN Reports on Trump’s Daily Habits After Failed New York Terror Attack

Fake News network CNN were running a nothing story on Donald Trump yesterday, complete with live commentary from a so-called Trump expert who had written a biography on Trump’s habits, saying that he watches 8 hours of television a day, and… Continue Reading

Six Syrian ISIS Members Arrested in Germany over Christmas Market Attack Plot

Only one day after Angela Merkel realised that she was faced with a divided nation and an even further divide in the political landscape after coalition talks broke down on Sunday night, 500 German Police have swooped in on flat… Continue Reading

New York Halloween Parade Goes Ahead Despite Terror Attack

New Yorkers went ahead with their Halloween parade on Tuesday night, despite the truck attack on the city that left 8 dead and more than 12 injured. The reason being was that many people were determined to show their solidarity… Continue Reading