Donald Trump Accepts Kim Jong-Un’s Invitation To Meet For Talks

Just when you thought that Donald Trump couldn’t prove himself more valuable, or possibly be known more so “as the greatest to ever lead a country” for a definitive purpose, the President of the United States and very stable genius,… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

One Year of Donald Trump: His List of Achievements

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, and despite all the fake news and establishment opposition that he faces daily, he’s done a very fine job as the leader of the free world so… Continue Reading

The GOP & Donald Trump Announce the Fake News Award Winners of 2017

The big winners of the Fake News Awards have finally been revealed by Donald J. Trump and the GOP on Wednesday, as promised. This is an unprecedented prestigious award for the Fake News enthusiast watching public who have come to… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

CNN Reports on Trump’s Daily Habits After Failed New York Terror Attack

Fake News network CNN were running a nothing story on Donald Trump yesterday, complete with live commentary from a so-called Trump expert who had written a biography on Trump’s habits, saying that he watches 8 hours of television a day, and… Continue Reading