Angela Merkel’s True Origins Exposed

For the last few months, we’ve suspiciously been suspecting the relation of Chancellor Angela Dorothea Kasner Merkel of Germany, as being a direct descendant of Nazi Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Call it intuition, call it logic, call it a conspiracy theory… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Is Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro’s Love Child?

In early February, Fidel Castro’s eldest son Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart (aka Fidelito) committed suicide and left a suicide note in which he made an astonishing revelation: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother, and a love child of the late… Continue Reading

The Forgotten Voices Of The #120db Movement

Amongst the loud noise and accusations from feminists and overly mainstream coverage of #MeToo there was a timid little voice in the faded distance just longing to be heard too. That voice was #120db, a brave and heart-breaking account of… Continue Reading

WikiLeaks Reveals Pope Francis Was Appointed by Deep State in Catholic Spring

The lord and saviour, which nowadays can be referred to as “Wikileaks” (aside from Donald J. Trump), have recently revealed the answers to many people’s suspicions over the currently appointed head of the Catholic church, Pope Francis, after he has… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

L’Oreal’s Hijab-Wearing Islamist Model Steps Down Over Anti-Israel Tweets

The first hijab-wearing model to appear in a L’Oreal haircare campaign has been forced to step down over a series of anti-Israel tweets. Amena Khan, from Leicester, said she ‘deeply regrets’ her remarks from 2014, and apologised for the ‘upset… Continue Reading

Triggered Feminist Offended by Air Asia Stewardess Uniform

Just when you thought the world couldn’t be comprised of more ridiculously sensitive and annoying people who are offended by just about everything, up steps Dr. June Robertson from Wellington, New Zealand, who wrote that she was “disgusted” and “offended”… Continue Reading

Hungary’s Viktor Orban Outlines ‘Stop Soros’ Legislation Laws

Hungary’s Prime Minister, Viktor Orban, is passing legislation laws called ‘Stop Soros’, after George Soros has continued to fund various NGO’s to flood European countries with yet more economic migrants and refugees illegally, which he has callously been doing by giving… Continue Reading