Why Kim Kardashian Was Just A Virtue Signalling Celebrity Hypocrite at #MarchForOurLives

Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified… Continue Reading

The 15 Most Virtue Signalling Signs At The #MarchForOurLives Rally

Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading

ISIS Gunman in Trebes, France Takes Hostages; Kills Three Before Police Shoot Him Dead

Well, wasn’t it just about time for us to check up on just how that French socialist multiculturalism escapade has gone, following on from Francoise Hollande and all the other EU cronies like President Emmanuel Macron, have now suffered another… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Accepts Kim Jong-Un’s Invitation To Meet For Talks

Just when you thought that Donald Trump couldn’t prove himself more valuable, or possibly be known more so “as the greatest to ever lead a country” for a definitive purpose, the President of the United States and very stable genius,… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Is Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro’s Love Child?

In early February, Fidel Castro’s eldest son Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart (aka Fidelito) committed suicide and left a suicide note in which he made an astonishing revelation: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother, and a love child of the late… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

The GOP & Donald Trump Announce the Fake News Award Winners of 2017

The big winners of the Fake News Awards have finally been revealed by Donald J. Trump and the GOP on Wednesday, as promised. This is an unprecedented prestigious award for the Fake News enthusiast watching public who have come to… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading