Stockholm ISIS Terror Attacker Sentenced To Life in Prison

Uzbek national Rakmat Akilov, the man who stole a beer truck and drove it down a pedestrian shopping street in Stockholm, Sweden, on April 7th, 2017, killing everyone in its path, has been given a life sentence. The 40-year old… Continue Reading

Three Dead After Terrorist Shooting Attack in Liege, Belgium

“Allahu Akbar” was the shouted sound in Liege, Belgium this morning, right before gunshots broke out. Yes, in the spirit of Islamic radicalization, there’s been another horrendous terror attack on EU soil, this time claiming the lives of two policewomen and… Continue Reading

Deadpool Fans Arrested At Gunpoint in Switzerland

A Deadpool superfan from Locarno, Switzerland, went to the movies yesterday dressed in full Deadpool costume, along with his best friend, to the premiere screening of Deadpool 2. Unfortunately for them, locals informed the police of a man carrying guns… Continue Reading

Why Kim Kardashian Was Just A Virtue Signalling Celebrity Hypocrite at #MarchForOurLives

Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

Jamiroquai’s New Music Video Echoes London Nightlife

So, we thought we’d cover some music now, and since we only ever cover the original artists, (since 99.9% of the popular music industry is full of Illuminati programming with all songs written by more or less the same four… Continue Reading

Six Syrian ISIS Members Arrested in Germany over Christmas Market Attack Plot

Only one day after Angela Merkel realised that she was faced with a divided nation and an even further divide in the political landscape after coalition talks broke down on Sunday night, 500 German Police have swooped in on flat… Continue Reading