U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

Germany Elects Chancellor Angela Merkel for 4th Term

Germany went to the polls at the weekend, and as expected, they once again elected Angela Merkel, because you know, it was the safe thing to do (eye roll).  Yes, the anti-German and pro-EU chancellor known as the “mother of… Continue Reading

Why Cultural Appropriation Is Actually A Good Thing

Regardless of what the not so liberal left want you to believe, and despite the claims from angry members of the black community that white girls styling their straightened white privileged hair into cornrows will bring about the apocalypse, cultural… Continue Reading

Horrendous Multiple ISIS Terror Attacks in Barcelona & Cambrils

Yesterday it happened again, at around 6pm local time in Spain on an early summer’s evening. Yes, yet another vile and barbaric ISIS van attack, this time in Barcelona on the promenade street of Las Ramblas in the heart of… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading

How Superhero Policeman Wayne Marques Fought Off London Bridge Jihadists

On June 3rd, 2017, Wayne Marques, a British Transport Policeman, was confronted and attacked by the three Jihadist attackers who carried out the London Bridge and Borough Market terror attack. The three terrorists came up alongside him like a pack of… Continue Reading

Finsbury Park: London Mosque Attacked by Van

At 00:21am on Monday morning outside Finsbury Park Mosque, a white van mounted the curb and ploughed into a pack of muslims exiting the mosque after prayers, who were hanging around outside. During the end of Ramadan, more prayers are… Continue Reading

Governments Across the World Are Finally Turning Against George Soros

If you’ve been following us here at Brainstain, you may have learnt that the greatest enemy to Planet Earth and to the World Society, is in fact, George Soros, the 86-year-old neoliberal fake philanthropist billionaire, whose mission is seemingly to… Continue Reading

Has The Leader of Islamic State Been Killed?

We don’t know about you, but this seems like the perfect excuse to celebrate with a double crispy bacon sarnie and a good ol’ cuppa’ tea. Ding Dong! Abu is dead. Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, and… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan Shows His Weakness on Good Morning Britain

Sadiq Khan is clearly out of his depth after all the recent terror attacks in London and those earlier comments on Islamic terror continue to come back and haunt him, but yesterday morning he did more to try to placate… Continue Reading

CNN’s Staged Islamic Demonstration Exposed

Good morning fellow Brainstainers! Now, if you’ve been following us for a while or you are just tuning in, we welcome you to join the switched on set of people who are totally aware of the shadow government’s pursuits in… Continue Reading

Mayor of London Sadiq Khan tells Londoners to “Not to Be Alarmed” Amidst 3 Major Terror Attacks in 3 months

The hugely unpopular London Mayor Sadiq Khan said, “No reason to be alarmed about increased Police presence” a day after the horrendous London Bridge and Borough Market terror attack that claimed at least 7 lives, and injured 48 people. 21 of the… Continue Reading

75% of Sweden’s Child Migrants (U18) Are Not Children At All

Do you remember the time when the influx of migrating men from Islamic countries came storming in through the borders of many European countries, with Germany and Sweden especially making a stand with signs of “All Refugees Welcome” because of… Continue Reading

When Will All This Social Media Mourning Finally Rest (In Peace)?

So with the half term holiday in the UK now in session, it has been almost two weeks since 22 people died and 59 people were injured at the hands of an Islamic terrorist in Manchester. News-feeds up and down the… Continue Reading

10 Ways Ariana Grande Could Potentially Put A Stop To ISIS Once And For All

You know the drill by now… Bomb explodes, mass hysteria, social media frenzy, countless casualties, tweets, prayers and tea lights, Islamophobia accusations, constantly told by left-wing and social justice commentators not to jump to any conclusions and… ISIS takes responsibility… Continue Reading

5 Reasons Why You Absolutely Cannot Be A Racist For Criticising Islam

Openly criticising Islam will not only get you death threat Tweets and illiterate anonymous Facebook messages from aggravated Muslims from Bangladesh, but it will also make you the unjust target of vindictive and malicious racial accusations. By being labelled as… Continue Reading

Why Tea Light Manufacturers Are The Real Winners Of The French Presidential Vote

The French revolution is upon us… Vive la France! Ok, erm… maybe not, but the sales of tea lights are sure set to skyrocket in France now that pro-European Union and professional granny lover Emmanuel Macron has beat French heroine… Continue Reading

10 Emergency Virtue Signalling Ways To React On Social Media During An Islamic Terrorist Attack (Paris Edition)

Another day and another Islamic Terrorist attack in the name of the “religion of peace”, this time we revisit the former city of love and romance, turned migrant compound… dun, dun, dun, Paris! One policeman confirmed killed, 2 other police officers… Continue Reading

Transforming Terrorist Trucks in Truck Warfare Hell

A transforming species of synthetic intelligence that are able to metamorphose into Trucks have been waging war on civilisation as we know it. These ‘’Terrorist Trucks’’ dubbed by the media, have left carnage and destruction in their path, leaving casualties behind… Continue Reading

Spreading Liberal Multi-Coloured Sprinkles of Love on National Unicorn Day. What?

Yesterday, was National Unicorn Day, the sparkliest and most magical holiday of the year. Well, it sure does beat the Easter Bunny and Zombie Jesus, anyway. There was an undeniable excitement in the air that glitter was literally sprinkling from… Continue Reading