Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Are Shopping Carts Actually Sexist?

“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’  Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading

Six Syrian ISIS Members Arrested in Germany over Christmas Market Attack Plot

Only one day after Angela Merkel realised that she was faced with a divided nation and an even further divide in the political landscape after coalition talks broke down on Sunday night, 500 German Police have swooped in on flat… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

Horrendous Multiple ISIS Terror Attacks in Barcelona & Cambrils

Yesterday it happened again, at around 6pm local time in Spain on an early summer’s evening. Yes, yet another vile and barbaric ISIS van attack, this time in Barcelona on the promenade street of Las Ramblas in the heart of… Continue Reading

Vile Islamic Rape Gang Exposed in Newcastle

Now for some horrible “real news” with the only good thing about it, is that the 17 vile sexual predators of Islamic descent have now been locked up, (including one woman), on rape, sexual abuse and drugs charges, with yet… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading