Cristiano Ronaldo Signs for Juventus in £100 Million Transfer

The very successful World Cup is now over in Russia, and now is when the transfer window is set alight with illustrious signings, and none is more illustrious than the signing by Juventus of Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid, in… Continue Reading

George Soros Falsely Claims Italy’s Right Wing is Funded by Russia

The most hated and vile man alive, billionaire George Soros, has falsely claimed that Italy’s new right-wing government is funded by Vladimir Putin, to try to stir up controversy against the growing anti-EU sentiment that’s taken over Italy in recent… Continue Reading

Champions League Semi-Final 2nd Leg Preview: AS Roma vs Liverpool

Tonight sees the return leg of the Champions League Semi-Final in Rome, after Liverpool defeated AS Roma at Anfield last week, with a final score of 5-2, with Liverpool now bringing in a three goal advantage into tonight’s match. However,… Continue Reading

George Soros Fails to Stop Viktor Orban From Winning The Hungarian Election

Renowned piece of trash and the ultimate enemy of the world, George Soros, suffered another election loss and also the loss of millions of dollars as Viktor Orban won in a landslide victory in the recent Hungarian election with 70%… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

6 Ways in Which Migrants Are Destroying Western Society

When Angela Merkel first opened the gates to the hordes of blood thirsty migrants salivating from the mouth at the thought of all those shiny benefits and free generous handouts that they would soon be clutching upon reaching western shores,… Continue Reading

Sweden Qualify For The 2018 World Cup; Fans Demand Zlatan’s Return

Last night in San Siro, Milan, Italy bowed out of the the second leg play-off match for the World Cup with Sweden putting in a spirited defensive display, and leaving the Italian’s unable to even come close to scoring a… Continue Reading