Is Kylie Jenner actually Mary, mother of Jesus?

Rejoice, Kylie Jenner has given birth to a baby girl! The birth of any Kardashian / Jenner sprog is like the second coming of Jesus. With the amount of fanfare, adulation and endorsement deals that come when ever a daughter of… Continue Reading

Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

Happy December 1st To You All!

Guess what? Its December 1st, and it’s fallen on a Friday of all days! That’s something that hasn’t happened for many years – not since 2006 to be exact, which makes this an extra special day. With that said, it’s time… Continue Reading

Greggs Apologise For Replacing Jesus With Sausage Roll In Nativity Scene

The day Christ was born, or the day sausage rolls were invented? According to popular bakers Greggs, it’s the latter, especially when the promotional picture for its advent calendar replaced Jesus for a sausage roll. So, did three wise men… Continue Reading

Welcome to 2017: 10 Times When You’re Justified to Use Expletive Blasphemy

It’s 2017 now, you know? And, it’s not even been a year since Barack “Drone Bomber” Obama has left presidential office, yet during his eight years of tenure, his Islamic State sympathy and his claims of being born in Hawaii… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May The Reincarnation Of Jesus?

She was crucified for our Brexit sins by the dishonourable E.U bureaucrats, and now Theresa May has been resurrected to save us from holy Euro damnation. Well, that was the impression given after Theresa May was voted the party leader… Continue Reading

Happy Ascension Day, Jesus!

Today on May 25th is Ascension Day. Now, if you’re unsure as to what this even entails, let’s inform you that today, thirty-eight days after Easter, was the day that Jesus Christ’s soul ascended into the heavens, for good. So,… Continue Reading

Jesus! The End of The World in 3 Weeks

According to Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, the end of the world is only three weeks away and also that Jesus Christ will come back to guide his people up to heaven. Brilliant! So, just enough time to squeeze… Continue Reading