World Cup 2018 Previews July 2nd: Brazil v Mexico & Belgium v Japan

Today brings us to the penultimate couple of World Cup games in the second phase, between Brazil and Mexico, followed by Belgium against Japan in the evening match. Brazil have shown some glimpses of wonderful football in the tournament, but… Continue Reading

Is Kylie Jenner actually Mary, mother of Jesus?

Rejoice, Kylie Jenner has given birth to a baby girl! The birth of any Kardashian / Jenner sprog is like the second coming of Jesus. With the amount of fanfare, adulation and endorsement deals that come when ever a daughter of… Continue Reading

Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their… Continue Reading

If You Hadn’t Noticed… We’ll Be Back!

As you may have realised by now, we haven’t been very ACTIVE over the holidays, but that’s mainly down to Jesus (or? we maybe also need a break too), plus it’s due to all the countless new fans coming through to read… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

Happy December 1st To You All!

Guess what? Its December 1st, and it’s fallen on a Friday of all days! That’s something that hasn’t happened for many years – not since 2006 to be exact, which makes this an extra special day. With that said, it’s time… Continue Reading

Greggs Apologise For Replacing Jesus With Sausage Roll In Nativity Scene

The day Christ was born, or the day sausage rolls were invented? According to popular bakers Greggs, it’s the latter, especially when the promotional picture for its advent calendar replaced Jesus for a sausage roll. So, did three wise men… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May The Reincarnation Of Jesus?

She was crucified for our Brexit sins by the dishonourable E.U bureaucrats, and now Theresa May has been resurrected to save us from holy Euro damnation. Well, that was the impression given after Theresa May was voted the party leader… Continue Reading

Happy Ascension Day, Jesus!

Today on May 25th is Ascension Day. Now, if you’re unsure as to what this even entails, let’s inform you that today, thirty-eight days after Easter, was the day that Jesus Christ’s soul ascended into the heavens, for good. So,… Continue Reading