Alexis Sanchez Set to Sign for Manchester United (If Mkhitaryan Can Agree Deal With Arsenal)

Wantaway Chilean striker, Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, whose contract with the Gunners runs out this coming summer, is being heavily tied to the frontrunners in the race to sign him – Manchester United. This news comes after Manchester City dropped… Continue Reading

Manchester United Interested in Vardy, Hernandez & Sanchez

It’s been a while since we covered any sport, and with the exciting January Transfer window still in play, we revert to something that’s still pretty much wholesome, which is football (soccer), that is until FIFA tries to roll out… Continue Reading

Manchester United & Manchester City’s Post Match Tunnel Brawl Could Result in Bans

Yesterday saw the meeting of two power houses of football in Manchester, Manchester United and Manchester City, playing in some seriously cold conditions to determine who had the bragging rights over each other, as well as one team being able… Continue Reading

Romelu Lukaku May Get 3 Match Ban For Kicking Brighton Player

What happened at the weekend in the world of football? Well, one of the most talked about topics at the moment is how Romelu Lukaku could face a three match ban after kicking out at Brighton defender, Gaetan Bong, which led… Continue Reading

Mesut Ozil Has “Mentally Checked Out” Of Arsenal

According to Arsenal legend Martin Keown, creative German attacking midfielder Mesut Ozil has already “mentally left the football club”, given his subpar performances this season, and with his contract set to expire on the 1st of July 2018, Arsene Wenger… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Shirt Number Revealed by Adidas

As we’ve been saying all this whole time here at Brainstain since Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s unfortunate injury in April against Anderlecht in the Europa League, Zlatan would return to Manchester United upon his recovery, and low and behold, he has done just… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

UEFA Super Cup Final Preview: Real Madrid vs. Manchester United

Tonight in Skopje, Macedonia, the two biggest clubs in World Football will go head to head. It’s Real Madrid verses Manchester United in the UEFA Super Cup finals! Both teams have come a long way to get here, with Real… Continue Reading

Nemanja Matic Signs for Manchester United

Jose “the special one” Mourinho has got his man, reuniting himself with Nemanja Matic for a second time after signing him from Benfica to Chelsea in the 2013/2014 season, and now signing him for Manchester United as his Defensive midfield… Continue Reading