The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

London’s Homicide Rate Sky Rockets Up 44% Under Sadiq Khan

London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Londoners: Travelling On The Tube Makes Us More Happy Than Having Sex

If you ask most people if they would prefer a swift fumble or a quick trip on the Piccadilly line, you would assume that a f*ck with the latest swipe of the finger would be on top of the daily… Continue Reading

Jamiroquai’s New Music Video Echoes London Nightlife

So, we thought we’d cover some music now, and since we only ever cover the original artists, (since 99.9% of the popular music industry is full of Illuminati programming with all songs written by more or less the same four… Continue Reading

Is It Luck Or Destiny Which Vagina You Will Pop Out From?

Who will you be when you are born? That is the question every unsuspecting unborn and unhatched offspring is probably thinking as they curl up in the warmth and seclusion of their yet to be identified mother’s womb. The UNICEF… Continue Reading