Donald Trump Reveals Reason Why He Cancelled London Trip; Laments U.S. Imports from 3rd World

If you hadn’t already heard the really bad news, Donald J. Trump has cancelled his trip to London, since the US Embassy in London is being moved from its majestic Grosvenor Square location to south of the River Thames on Nine… Continue Reading

Supreme Court Passes Donald Trump’s Travel Ban

Well, it seems that Donald Trump’s policies are finally getting passed through the Supreme Court. This is good news, with the recent Trump Tax Cuts being legislated. Indeed, Donald Trump got his travel ban passed on Monday, banning six Muslim nations… Continue Reading

Johnny Depp Insinuates Donald Trump Assassination?

Johnny Depp recently appeared out of his financial fiasco and battle with essentially going flat broke, on stage at Glastonbury’s Cinemageddon, presumably full of the types of people that enjoy rolling around in the mud, sweating profusely, not showering in… Continue Reading

8 Things That Donald Trump’s ‘Covfefe’ Mystery Tweet Could Actually Mean

When our supreme ruler and all mighty commander and chief Tweets, the world enters into a pandemonium state of uncontrollable frenzy and chaos. Volcanos erupt, earthquakes shatter the very fabric of space and time and somewhere out there a delicate… Continue Reading

Assassinated DNC Staffer Seth Rich “Had Links” To Wikileaks/Hillary Clinton Starts A New Political Party

Time for some serious news now, coming just a day after the news that Hillary Clinton has decided to form a new political party named “Onward Together” (sounds like the socialist ‘En Marche’ Party of France), six months after her… Continue Reading