Is Starbucks now Racist?

In the latest episode of ‘everything is racist’, there was an incident at a Starbucks in Philadelphia last week, where two black men were arrested. They were hanging around in Starbucks for quite a long time, seated and not buying… Continue Reading

George Soros Fails to Stop Viktor Orban From Winning The Hungarian Election

Renowned piece of trash and the ultimate enemy of the world, George Soros, suffered another election loss and also the loss of millions of dollars as Viktor Orban won in a landslide victory in the recent Hungarian election with 70%… Continue Reading

Deep State Panic – The Fire at Trump Tower & The FBI Raid Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Office

On Saturday, there was a mysterious fire at Trump Tower in New York City, then on Monday, the FBI raided Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen’s hotel room and office in Manhattan, to seize documents said to be related to the… Continue Reading

Three People Injured in YouTube HQ Shooting by Gender Confused Gunman

A thirty-nine year old woman stormed into YouTube Headquarters in San Bruno, San Francisco armed with a pistol and shot off several rounds, injuring a 36-year old male, believed at the time to be her boyfriend, whilst two other females,… Continue Reading

Are you Ready for a Fake Alien Invasion?

Imagine a world where the events of the movie Independence Day came true. Now just imagine that it was nothing more than a Deep State ploy to serve as a diversion away from the grandest, the most vile and most… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Eagles of Death Metal Singer Calls ‘March For Our Lives’ Pathetic & Evil Eye Gloves

It’s been a full three days since the virtue signalling March for Our Lives rally spearheaded by shill puppets David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez (as well as George Clooney and Kim Kardashian), in an attempt to try and take away… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

The 15 Most Virtue Signalling Signs At The #MarchForOurLives Rally

Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading