Sadiq Khan Bikini Blimp Goes Down A Treat In Parliament Square

Over the weekend in Parliament Square, Westminster, London, a crowdfunded blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan was flown up in the air, in response to the Donald Trump baby blimp that Sadiq Khan approved to be flown in the sky… Continue Reading

Will A Sadiq Khan Balloon Be Allowed To Fly In Protest Of Baby Trump Stunt?

With President Donald Trump come and gone from the UK, a lot of talk was made of the orange inflatable baby Trump balloon which was expected to be a huge centre piece of a protest held by anti-Trump protesters that… Continue Reading

London’s Homicide Rate Sky Rockets Up 44% Under Sadiq Khan

London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

Horrendous Multiple ISIS Terror Attacks in Barcelona & Cambrils

Yesterday it happened again, at around 6pm local time in Spain on an early summer’s evening. Yes, yet another vile and barbaric ISIS van attack, this time in Barcelona on the promenade street of Las Ramblas in the heart of… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading

How Superhero Policeman Wayne Marques Fought Off London Bridge Jihadists

On June 3rd, 2017, Wayne Marques, a British Transport Policeman, was confronted and attacked by the three Jihadist attackers who carried out the London Bridge and Borough Market terror attack. The three terrorists came up alongside him like a pack of… Continue Reading

Finsbury Park: London Mosque Attacked by Van

At 00:21am on Monday morning outside Finsbury Park Mosque, a white van mounted the curb and ploughed into a pack of muslims exiting the mosque after prayers, who were hanging around outside. During the end of Ramadan, more prayers are… Continue Reading

Governments Across the World Are Finally Turning Against George Soros

If you’ve been following us here at Brainstain, you may have learnt that the greatest enemy to Planet Earth and to the World Society, is in fact, George Soros, the 86-year-old neoliberal fake philanthropist billionaire, whose mission is seemingly to… Continue Reading

Has The Leader of Islamic State Been Killed?

We don’t know about you, but this seems like the perfect excuse to celebrate with a double crispy bacon sarnie and a good ol’ cuppa’ tea. Ding Dong! Abu is dead. Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, and… Continue Reading