Ant McPartlin to Step Down from TV to Seek Treatment After Crash

Disgraced British TV presenter Ant McPartlin, best known from shows such I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, Saturday Night Takeaway and Britain’s Got Talent, has stepped down from his TV roles following his arrest for drink driving. Ant’s publicist… Continue Reading

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Foundation Organised Dates with Weinstein and Spacey

Private jet flying, climate change shill and Hollywood actor, Leonardo DiCaprio, does a multitude of conservation efforts with the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation, such as ocean preservation, fighting for the rights of indigenous people, helping to sustain endangered wildlife, and wholeheartedly… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

When The Queen Met The Devil in Prada

Yes! Your squinting eyes do not deceive you. You are not experiencing a hallucination, and you most certainly are not hung over from a lash out on the town last night. Here you are, indulging in your daily titbits from… Continue Reading

Quentin Tarantino’s Infamous Roman Polanski Rape Case Interview Resurfaces

It was only a matter of time before film director Quentin Tarantino found himself in some hot water, given his close relation to Harvey Weinstein through the years. Even more so since Uma Thurman has recently accused Weinstein of assaulting… Continue Reading

Londoners: Travelling On The Tube Makes Us More Happy Than Having Sex

If you ask most people if they would prefer a swift fumble or a quick trip on the Piccadilly line, you would assume that a f*ck with the latest swipe of the finger would be on top of the daily… Continue Reading

Left Wing Losers Storm Blighty Cafe; Call Winston Churchill Racist

On Saturday in Finsbury Park, North London, a cafe named ‘Blighty Coffee’ was targeted by left wing losers (protestors) who made their case to call the cafe and Winston Churchill out as “racist”. Yes, this is the labour party’s activism… Continue Reading

Arsenal Sign Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang For £55.4 Million

With the January transfer window in two days time, Arsenal are having to put their money with their mouth is in their dealings with Borussia Dortmund for the acquisition of Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. Perhaps it’s really time for Arsene Wenger to… Continue Reading