Top UK School Bans Teachers From Calling Pupils “Girls” (In Case It Offends Transgender Students)

For more than a century, a top all-girls school based in the UK has educated generations of girls. Yes you read that correctly… GIRLS! Actual girls with vaginas, and not the kind of vaginas that are gender confused or surgically… Continue Reading

Liam and Noel Gallagher’s Mum Gives Up Trying To Reunite The Brothers

Sibling rivalries, eh? For those who grew up with them, we’re all too familiar with it, aren’t we? Arguments between them can last from a day over eating the last cupcake, or longer if it’s something far bigger, especially when… Continue Reading

Cristiano Ronaldo Issues “Buy Me” Plea to Manchester United

Real Madrid legend Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has issued a “buy me” plea to English clubs, most notably to that of Manchester United. How could did this come about? It seems that the Spanish tax authority have been pursuing him for… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Hijacks Romelu Lukaku From Under Chelsea’s Nose

Just when you thought the summer transfer window was stagnant, with both Jose Mourinho of Manchester United and Antonio Conte of Chelsea, complaining about a lack of transfer activity at their respective clubs, then all of a sudden Paul Pogba… Continue Reading

Two Young Children Recently Raped in Manchester

Are child rapes on the increase in parts of the United Kingdom? Seemingly so, as the last incidents in the past few days show in Manchester, where there have been the reported rapes of an 8-year-old girl in Nuthurst Park, in… Continue Reading

CNN’s Staged Islamic Demonstration Exposed

Good morning fellow Brainstainers! Now, if you’ve been following us for a while or you are just tuning in, we welcome you to join the switched on set of people who are totally aware of the shadow government’s pursuits in… Continue Reading

The Champions League Final Dive & Who’s Topping The Shopping List

With all the news dominated by the recent terror attacks in Manchester and London, we thought it be a welcome break to focus on the beautiful game, even after the recent calamitous Sergio Ramos dive in the Champions League final… Continue Reading